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Sharp-eyed readers may note the overlaps between “gender ideology is a leftist plot to deprave the youth and molest our womenfolk”; “human rights are a Soviet/Islamist plot to sap our martial will to dominate and destroy our enemies”, and “the volk are threatened by the taint of the lesser races”.

Mamdani: “I think the mayor should be focusing on solving every day issues instead of attending parades all the time”

Cuomo: “look at this stupid asshole who wants to do his job”