Too Many Eyestalks
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Too Many Eyestalks
@ariolimaxcol.bsky.social
Squishiest slug in the forest
I'd like to attend!
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Most: 3 because it's so smooth
Least: 1 because they couldn't be arsed to get the sleeves the proper length on the model
Value: 4 because it looks great and I want to believe I could afford it
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
An elementary school. Kids are cute and weird and unpredictable, it wouldn't get boring. They're also open minded enough that some would believe in me when I did fun haunty stuff like wailing and knocking over crayon boxes.
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm not able to find this statement online. Could you share a link? The closest I'm able to find is this open letter about AI, which is interesting but not about layoffs specifically
www.amazonclimatejustice.org/open-letter
Open Letter — AECJ
www.amazonclimatejustice.org
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Middle aged women, they are fucking done with it. Aunt Deb from Friends of the Library is to the left of Zohran
October 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It's available on Libby through my library! Realistically though, I'm going to go buy the audiobook because that sounds very appealing.
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That's what 2020 did to me. Stress is real.
September 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
11. Squirrelly Scuttler

A real nervous guy
September 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Like what??? Please share tips.
September 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Strong shades of Chain-Gang All-Stars
www.nanakwameadjei-brenyah.com/new-page-1
Chain-Gang All-Stars — Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah
www.nanakwameadjei-brenyah.com
September 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM