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Ari Mont
@arimont.bsky.social
watching tennis
June 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
we as a society have forgotten that ‘crap’ is a much funnier word than ‘shit’
May 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
keep forgetting I don’t need to ignore a blue check here
April 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
tired: mercator projection map
wired: gall-peters projection map
inspired: euler spiral projection map
March 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
on the what
December 14, 2024 at 6:59 PM
i love the thai market
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I want to crawl in a hole and never come back out

You can come find me if you spend $300M per mile
December 6, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I’ve been waiting months for this.
Finally got my East Village Community Cookbook tonight!!

It’s full of amazing recipes from famous neighborhood residents and institutions.

All proceeds going to feeding the hungry! www.evcookbook.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:06 AM
gen alpha will embrace motion smoothing as a backlash against their elders
November 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
more holidays should be pie holidays outside of just Thanksgiving

need a heart-shaped Valentine’s Day pie
November 28, 2024 at 3:38 AM
silly question, but has Cynthia Erivo been asked about the holding space thing yet?

surely that wasn’t the last stop on the press tour
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 AM
This rules so much walzr.com/IMG_0001
November 24, 2024 at 3:07 PM
is someone working on a 2024 shattered
November 23, 2024 at 1:38 AM
this has to be some sort of sting operation
November 22, 2024 at 5:26 PM
“thank you for saving my life”

“I’m just an ikea pillow”
November 22, 2024 at 1:19 PM
I miss Quibi..
November 19, 2024 at 8:25 PM
thank you chocolate rain
Poverty truly defined.
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
this is killing me
November 19, 2024 at 1:16 AM
khao soi just might be the best flavor ever invented
November 19, 2024 at 12:04 AM
ok now I’m a believer
i guess we're here now. fuck elon
November 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
how do i find this part of this site
November 13, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I don’t want to click into someone’s profile to block them.
I already know I don’t like them.
November 12, 2024 at 9:24 PM