ari
@ari.express
Work non-haver.
Ontario's largest Failwoman
@astrra.space is my evil clone
@ari.mom <--- I post stuff I draw there
@ari@ari.express <--- fedi
Do stuff at @witchcraft.systems
ari.express <--- webbed site
She/Her
EN/RU
Ontario's largest Failwoman
@astrra.space is my evil clone
@ari.mom <--- I post stuff I draw there
@ari@ari.express <--- fedi
Do stuff at @witchcraft.systems
ari.express <--- webbed site
She/Her
EN/RU
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ari
@ari.express
· Jun 9
Hey, I'm a womannonfucker personally (asexual). I'm insatiably horny on main solely because I like appropriating other peoples culture
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🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/ari.express We are so back (its the Penny episode go look at Penny, Penny is perfect and I love her)
@ari.express is 🔴LIVE on stream.place!
We are so back (its the Penny episode go look at Penny, Penny is perfect and I love her)
stream.place
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/ari.express We are so back (its the Penny episode go look at Penny, Penny is perfect and I love her)
50 minutes in and I've beat the first challenge and all my hands hurt
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/ari.express Playing unbeatable on hard until I get vored and then maybe valkyria
@ari.express is 🔴LIVE on stream.place!
Playing unbeatable on hard until I get vored and then maybe valkyria
stream.place
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
50 minutes in and I've beat the first challenge and all my hands hurt
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/ari.express Playing unbeatable on hard until I get vored and then maybe valkyria
@ari.express is 🔴LIVE on stream.place!
Playing unbeatable on hard until I get vored and then maybe valkyria
stream.place
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/ari.express Playing unbeatable on hard until I get vored and then maybe valkyria
I'm home! I guess we start at 6pm then
Lies. I'm locked out of my house because the door lock froze over.
The stream will have to wait because pizza pizza is apparently very slow. Tentative start time 5:30
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm home! I guess we start at 6pm then
Lies. I'm locked out of my house because the door lock froze over.
The stream will have to wait because pizza pizza is apparently very slow. Tentative start time 5:30
December 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Lies. I'm locked out of my house because the door lock froze over.
The stream will have to wait because pizza pizza is apparently very slow. Tentative start time 5:30
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The stream will have to wait because pizza pizza is apparently very slow. Tentative start time 5:30
Officers, add balls to this man
December 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Officers, add balls to this man
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/ari.express Ari plays exactly 3 songs in unbeatable in ominous silence and goes to sleep (test stream)
@ari.express is 🔴LIVE on stream.place!
Ari plays exactly 3 songs in unbeatable in ominous silence and goes to sleep (test stream)
stream.place
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/ari.express Ari plays exactly 3 songs in unbeatable in ominous silence and goes to sleep (test stream)
![ari.express [orange circle] POOR](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64uzkaydbwywtrvn7ogol22r/bafkreid4ts3nfj3fao36bwb7u52f4j3rkrf3qyifpgyp633rsnptpcdk6a@jpeg)
Shit, gotta congratulate every friend and relative with new years. Time to wake up every hour for the next 24 hours
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Shit, gotta congratulate every friend and relative with new years. Time to wake up every hour for the next 24 hours
I'm so thirsty but for sleep
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm so thirsty but for sleep
Six pack of asahi acquired. Probably gonna try to 100% the Unbeatable campaign while getting more and more drunk
Still have no clue what to do on NYE. Maybe I'll stream some videogames and get belligerently drunk off of a six pack of asahi
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Six pack of asahi acquired. Probably gonna try to 100% the Unbeatable campaign while getting more and more drunk
Dragon ball hahahaha like testicle you know like a lizard testicle heheheheheagabahabah
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Dragon ball hahahaha like testicle you know like a lizard testicle heheheheheagabahabah
Something something that whereidlive trend
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Something something that whereidlive trend
Orion honey I don't think that's the right favicon
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Orion honey I don't think that's the right favicon
Online lesbianism -> 3 year long ldr
Offline lesbianism -> cute "totally not dating" for 3 months -> your mutual friend who introduced you dropkicks you into actually dating -> college -> unprecedented war in Europe -> everyone struggles with fleeing country -> 3 year long ldr
Offline lesbianism -> cute "totally not dating" for 3 months -> your mutual friend who introduced you dropkicks you into actually dating -> college -> unprecedented war in Europe -> everyone struggles with fleeing country -> 3 year long ldr
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Online lesbianism -> 3 year long ldr
Offline lesbianism -> cute "totally not dating" for 3 months -> your mutual friend who introduced you dropkicks you into actually dating -> college -> unprecedented war in Europe -> everyone struggles with fleeing country -> 3 year long ldr
Offline lesbianism -> cute "totally not dating" for 3 months -> your mutual friend who introduced you dropkicks you into actually dating -> college -> unprecedented war in Europe -> everyone struggles with fleeing country -> 3 year long ldr
I love how this is considered "scandalous" while that's like...pretty normal growing up shit in Russia
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I love how this is considered "scandalous" while that's like...pretty normal growing up shit in Russia
This test is 100% made for like...18 year olds because I got "rebel" solely from having a wife and immense amounts of disrespect for Ontario traffic laws.
December 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This test is 100% made for like...18 year olds because I got "rebel" solely from having a wife and immense amounts of disrespect for Ontario traffic laws.
I did the same with starting estrogen. Don't be me; do not procrastinate big decisions like this. Specifically if that's starting E/T this shits worth it
Procrastinated for a year for a thing that I did in 10 minutes award
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I did the same with starting estrogen. Don't be me; do not procrastinate big decisions like this. Specifically if that's starting E/T this shits worth it
Procrastinated for a year for a thing that I did in 10 minutes award
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Procrastinated for a year for a thing that I did in 10 minutes award
23 is older than 30 but younger than 38, ya get me?
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
23 is older than 30 but younger than 38, ya get me?
What a revolutionary device huh, why didn't anyone think of this sooner?
December 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
What a revolutionary device huh, why didn't anyone think of this sooner?
I can't believe nobody acknowledged the environmental storytelling of me dragging a 2 months old empty cigarette pack to my bed for a scenic photo
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I can't believe nobody acknowledged the environmental storytelling of me dragging a 2 months old empty cigarette pack to my bed for a scenic photo