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Work non-haver.

Ontario's largest Failwoman

@astrra.space is my evil clone
@ari.mom <--- I post stuff I draw there
@ari@ari.express <--- fedi

Do stuff at @witchcraft.systems

ari.express <--- webbed site

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ari.express ari @ari.express · Jun 9
Hey, I'm a womannonfucker personally (asexual). I'm insatiably horny on main solely because I like appropriating other peoples culture
Guilty confession: 90s hetslop anime is very cute and I like it
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Reject Wayland compositors, return to Mir (or is mir also wayland)
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
>thinking of drawing rope play
>realizes it would entail knowing how ropes work
>give up
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
nothing happened, move along citizens
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by ari
tailscale daemon had a moment at 4 AM (JST) and decided that routing traffic is no longer an option

oops
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Reposted by ari
email >>>>> everything
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I miss decentralized social media protocol flame wars, can someone start one?
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Every social media is bad. Not like a "real social media hasn't been tried yet", but like the concept itself cannot be good or aligned to everyone's views
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I transvestigated myself and found zero evidence
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Still wild to me that I'm so bad at aiming 70% of my kills come from spidermaning into someone's ass at Mach 3 and drop kicking them. Or airfrying them
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Cargirls >>> catgirls (need to find me a girl who'll replace my timing/accessory belt for free)
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Пельмени хочется...:<
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
...I haven't gotten out of bed today
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Can't wait to run Windows games on my arm laptop running FreeBSD through linuxlator->FEX->Proton in 2030
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Time to be a purist. Oh I own the **real** steam controller not the fake steam deck facsimile smh
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Arm64 Steam releasing before the fucking x86_64 is insane
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Is it selfcest if you have no true concept of self?
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Modern slasher movie protagonists when faced with danger:
yeah i forgot about phones for a second
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Always wiping down the sweat from the machines after use at the gym, not because of hygiene concerns but because I know people are freaks
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Better to have ball joints than joint balls
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Winter tires are for the weak. I am the goddess of sliding down the road. Traction is a made up concept
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Reposted by ari
The inherent human desire to classify and categorize things in order to make sense of the world, when applied to something as fluid as music, keeps people from true enlightenment
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I need a job fr fr, all I do in my life is go to the gym, inject myself with estrogen, and fuck around with linux
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Adjusting the volume on my system looks like this
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I need reinstall my bootloader and resign both it and the kernel image every time either of them update
One must imagine a Linux user happy
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM