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Catherine
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snail in a human suit. enjoyer of bugs, appreciator of pigeons.
SF, CA
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locked in
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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one more
March 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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another
March 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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another trip, another camera roll primarily full of fun colored pigeons (this one’s wearing some fashionable pants)
March 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I still need to figure out to frame/finish this but I’m proud of her, even when it’s just following a pattern making things with my hands feels good
a cross stitch depicting some jars of jam and fruit, with a green border of cursive French that says: “les confitures maison, melons cerises pêches, confitures Septembre”
March 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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gays on the beach gays on the beach @maddie.gay
a blurry picture through a hole in a rock, two people standing on a beach the pic isn’t blurry now, kissin on the beach!
March 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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you guys I mean it, please do not
paper signs taped on a set of stairs reading “please do not” and “the stairs” with an empty step in the middle
March 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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lapwarmer
a sleepy tuxedo cat is stretched out on my lap sleeping on a sunflower-patterned blanket
February 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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good advice, bridge
“MAKE POOP NOT WAR” written on a bridge sidewalk in red spray paint
February 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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oh hell yeah basket cat stack
two cats sitting directly on top of each other in a basket. The tuxedo cat on top has his arm stretched out, the calico on the bottom looks like she’s just happy to be here
January 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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anyway I love my hot soon-to-be-wife @maddie.gay
December 22, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Mouse is ready to wiggle on into April!
a calico cat, named mouse, rolling on the carpet, she’s rolling so fast she is just a blur! mouse is still rolling on the carpet, but looking right at the camera with a goofy expression
April 1, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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It took all of my willpower to not buy her you’re welcome @maddie.gay, be thankful for my restraint
A gigantic stuffed marshmallow peep with rainbow stripes - my entire hand barely even would cover its face!
February 16, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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Within seconds of sitting down under blanket
A tuxedo cat sitting on top of a person with a fuzzy blanket on
February 10, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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I’m very excited about this guy
A rubber duck keycap wearing a cowboy hat sitting on a keycap holder!
February 8, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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A topical team name for trivia this week
A tv displaying the team name “Gay Marriage! at the Rat Hole”
January 25, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Young man working hard to provide homework assistance and/or distraction
A tuxedo cat sitting on my lap, headbutting my face to get forehead kisses.
January 15, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Lil hair flippy appreciation post (it’s the longest it’s been in 15 years)
January 11, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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Just taking notes like
Spider-Man pointing meme
January 10, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Too much nog @maddie.gay
December 26, 2023 at 5:12 AM
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Decorating my desk
A paper cutout of a festive frog on top of my desk phone
December 19, 2023 at 6:43 PM
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They’re FRIENDS for once
A calico and tuxedo cat sit next to each other on a comfy chair.
December 12, 2023 at 6:32 PM
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Sniff mode
A 0.5x picture of a tuxedo cat sniffing the camera, he looks like a worm
December 4, 2023 at 8:33 PM
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he is absolutely ZONKED
tuxedo cat asleep in a flopped position on top of his human
October 20, 2023 at 12:01 AM