Seriously though, imagine having split personalities and both of them are Hitler

Okay, a rollercoaster first morning and definitely *not* what I thought I was signing up for, but I think I got this. Going to sign out my socials and go have an early lunch

Oh shit, just found this. Really wish I'd done my due diligence before signing a two-year contract

Okay, finished my coffee. Gonna try and parlay this into a mental health awareness campaign and possibly a flatshare sitcom pitch

Still bothered by 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover offering, at most, three ways to leave a lover

Butting in here, probably superfluously, to say that if you haven't read it yet, A Sabbatical in Leipzig is exquisite

I am, all ironising aside, very proud of it and I would love it if you were to read it. There.

Ah Ian! What a message to wake up to. I'm so thrilled you enjoyed. Thanks so much for reading and for taking the time to recommend! I hugely appreciate it. Have a great time in Bergen

Sadly, barring a sudden uptick in public interest, I think the tour is probably done for now