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Matt Greene
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Van Occupanther Party Liaison. New novel, THE DEFINITIONS, coming 2025 with Dead Ink / Henry Holt

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My oldest friend here with an absolutely accurate hatchet job www.jewishnews.co.uk/matt-greenes...
Matt Greene’s dystopian novel is about memory loss
Personal and political views inspired The Definitions, a dark but humorous novel
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February 12, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Injury? Experience? There's no adjective more context-dependent than "life-changing"
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 AM
If you haven't seen it, it's on Mubi. If you have, the cafe scene, oh man, the cafe scene...
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Finished my rewatch of Oslo, 31st August, I think my fifth viewing. It really is a miracle of a film. I love Worst Person in the World and Sentimental Value but I don't think he's ever surpassed this. Do you know how mad it is to remake The Fire Within and somehow completely eclipse it?
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
The good thing about working in the arts in 2026 is you said goodbye to your dignity at least a decade ago, so here I am outright asking you to consider voting for THE DEFINITIONS if you liked it and are in a position to.
Nominations are now open for the 2026 Hugo Awards!

Emails are going out to eligible nominators (those who became a member of LAcon V by January 31, 2026, or were a member of the Seattle Worldcon 2025) about how to set up their LAcon V virtual convention account.
February 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Not that I have a type but these are two of my favourite films of the past two decades
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Reposted by Matt Greene
“Beware the Uberwoke, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that get!
Beware the rejoin bird, and shun
The frumious Zero-net!”
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Can't get on board with snacks at pickup. You're collecting them from school, not liberating the camps
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I assume they attempted the crossword.
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Most enduring pleasant surprise of the decade so far is Richard Ayoade writing cheques in The Souvenir part 1 that Richard Ayoade in The Souvenir part 2 can 100% cash
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Wait! Everyone dies??
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
My one career ambition is to reach the level where when people haven't heard of me it's performative
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Reposted by Matt Greene
📣 New podcast!

In this episode of The Writing Life Podcast, novelist Matt Greene shares the process of writing his latest novel, 'The Definitions' – a work of dystopian fiction which interrogates and plays with the relationship between language, memory and the self.

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February 9, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I've listened back to this because I am, despite everything, very vain, and I'm pleased to see I've gone in two-footed on Jeff Bezos and JK Rowling. Come for that, stay for me having a surprising amount of fun talking about craft and process.
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I usually mildly to strongly dislike talking about my work but last year I got to go on one of my favourite shows and I had a lovely, lovely time nationalcentreforwriting.org.uk/get-involved...
The Writing Life Podcast
The Writing Life is the podcast for anyone who writes. Every two weeks, we ask writers for tips and advice to help you improve your writing.
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February 9, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Side note: in the slop era, the quality I think I'm most drawn to in art of all kinds is texture
February 6, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The thing about getting an ASD diagnosis for your 9-year-old after a two year wait is it's a lot like a fireman telling you your house is on fire: you're grateful for the expert opinion but it isn't primarily a diagnostic problem.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Completely agree. If it had gone full farce I'd have been disappointed with the direction but would've respected the choice.
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 AM
To be clear, I don't walk out a film easily. It has to be completely irredeemable. I know a lot of people will be eager to see this (we all love The Handmaiden and Oldboy, right?) but I urge caution. This really ain't it
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Every scene feels like a transition. Nothing (geography, architecture) is established. And yet the film wastes forty minutes artlessly trying to establish its own premise. At one point it pokes fun at Netflix but on a dialogue level this is archetypal second screen content
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 AM
In a minority on this one it seems but, for a film that supposedly tackles a downsizing epidemic supercharged by the adoption of AI, its complete lack of texture and discernible human insight really is almost impressive
February 5, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I mean, don't take my word for it. But if you see and hate I'm here to debrief
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Yep. You seen?
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
No Other Choice. Can only speak to the first hour but that was proper, proper dogshit
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
But then I, unlike Chomsky, am British
February 4, 2026 at 8:33 AM