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nun of the Great Machine
January 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
nun of the Great Machine
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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September 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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#bskycensorship #isitconsent
(I've got a whole list of movies to keep this going throughout the week 😏)
(I've got a whole list of movies to keep this going throughout the week 😏)
September 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
#bskycensorship #isitconsent
(I've got a whole list of movies to keep this going throughout the week 😏)
(I've got a whole list of movies to keep this going throughout the week 😏)
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New risograph from Australian illustrator and unionist Sam Wallman in the shop! justseeds.org/product/what...
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
New risograph from Australian illustrator and unionist Sam Wallman in the shop! justseeds.org/product/what...
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Doll girls & they’re all roommates. Which one is ur fave?
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Doll girls & they’re all roommates. Which one is ur fave?
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![The mother of a 15-year-old whose picture was used in a promotional post that featured a large "Get Threads" button said: "For me it was a picture of my daughter going to school. I had no idea Instagram had picked it up and are using it as a promotion. It's absolutely disgusting. She is a minor."
She said she would have refused consent and "not for any money in the world would I let them use a girl dressed in a school uniform to get people on to [its platform]".
With 267 followers, her Instagram account usually had modest reach but the post of her child attracted nearly 7,000 views, 90% from non-followers, half of whom were aged over 44 and 90% of whom were men.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jipcqdf3d36yhk3dzvjbkh6y/bafkreifft3smjkrq4odjhnpglzrwvphxpzgafawr52amj6jpaxfdbim6si@jpeg)
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It's so silly that a random artist with essentially no reach could have their life ruined over a dubcon illustration, while any streaming services can produce shows watched by millions of people that feature violent sexual assault.
September 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It's so silly that a random artist with essentially no reach could have their life ruined over a dubcon illustration, while any streaming services can produce shows watched by millions of people that feature violent sexual assault.