Sam Ardent
@ardentpig.bsky.social
Oink, Sir! 🐷 Greymuzzle musk hound with optional pup hood. Old school service faggot - but smile when you say that, mister! 🔞
That's awesome and I want to see you ride one
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
That's awesome and I want to see you ride one
It's the promise of greater things to come.
Or maybe you're just hungry for a burrito.
Or maybe you're just hungry for a burrito.
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's the promise of greater things to come.
Or maybe you're just hungry for a burrito.
Or maybe you're just hungry for a burrito.
Envious of them both
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Envious of them both
"Just relax and be a hole". Words I'd love to hear.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"Just relax and be a hole". Words I'd love to hear.
I should be so lucky
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I should be so lucky
Yes, Truck. He knows exactly what the side hustle is and seems more than fine with it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Yes, Truck. He knows exactly what the side hustle is and seems more than fine with it.
Nekkidness finds a way
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Nekkidness finds a way
He knows what he’s got
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He knows what he’s got
Will this also work on pigs?
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Will this also work on pigs?
We'll have to make do with pizza and barbecue
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We'll have to make do with pizza and barbecue
Your failure (at that particular task, anyway) is our delight
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Your failure (at that particular task, anyway) is our delight
Miles won't be able to help himself, either, when he sees this
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Miles won't be able to help himself, either, when he sees this
yeah now I've sinned
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
yeah now I've sinned
Maybe that's just a different line of work
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Maybe that's just a different line of work
You just need to find the next thing to stick in the freezer
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You just need to find the next thing to stick in the freezer
pig butthole is such honest butthole
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
pig butthole is such honest butthole
Not where I thought this was going! But, honestly, more intriguing. And Pluto certainly cuts a fine figure in his personal moment.
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Not where I thought this was going! But, honestly, more intriguing. And Pluto certainly cuts a fine figure in his personal moment.
The wonders of nature
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The wonders of nature