Sam Ardent
@ardentpig.bsky.social
Oink, Sir! 🐷 Greymuzzle musk hound with optional pup hood. Old school service faggot - but smile when you say that, mister! 🔞
So this can be taken two ways:
1.) He's worked for years to overcome his speech impediment, but it comes back if he's distracted
2.) He never had a real speech impediment; he only used it for performance. He breaks it out if he has an audience
Charming and effective either way. Ruuuuck, indeed.
1.) He's worked for years to overcome his speech impediment, but it comes back if he's distracted
2.) He never had a real speech impediment; he only used it for performance. He breaks it out if he has an audience
Charming and effective either way. Ruuuuck, indeed.
You can always catch him walkin' around town and he always loves it when people ask for pictures.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So this can be taken two ways:
1.) He's worked for years to overcome his speech impediment, but it comes back if he's distracted
2.) He never had a real speech impediment; he only used it for performance. He breaks it out if he has an audience
Charming and effective either way. Ruuuuck, indeed.
1.) He's worked for years to overcome his speech impediment, but it comes back if he's distracted
2.) He never had a real speech impediment; he only used it for performance. He breaks it out if he has an audience
Charming and effective either way. Ruuuuck, indeed.
Yes, just yes
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Yes, just yes
Bet that felt utterly amazing
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bet that felt utterly amazing
My all-time favorite dialogue snippet from a panel of furry porn...
"You can't walk around in the middle of the wilderness with a hard on!"
"I dunno. Seems like that's the perfect place to do it."
"You can't walk around in the middle of the wilderness with a hard on!"
"I dunno. Seems like that's the perfect place to do it."
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My all-time favorite dialogue snippet from a panel of furry porn...
"You can't walk around in the middle of the wilderness with a hard on!"
"I dunno. Seems like that's the perfect place to do it."
"You can't walk around in the middle of the wilderness with a hard on!"
"I dunno. Seems like that's the perfect place to do it."
That top panel is the view you get when you kneel before a god ❤️
Outclassed 2 - Page 30
Guess who else had an ace up his pants
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Guess who else had an ace up his pants
You can support my work at patreon.com/nanoff and see the next page a week early (among other stuff)
August 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That top panel is the view you get when you kneel before a god ❤️
::gulp::
July 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
::gulp::
Who'd be able to resist that sweet talk in the middle panel? Not me...
July 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Who'd be able to resist that sweet talk in the middle panel? Not me...
Reposted by Sam Ardent
Submission is a gift. Treat it with respect and honor it.
July 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Submission is a gift. Treat it with respect and honor it.
A good night to lounge around in leather
July 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A good night to lounge around in leather
It's a rerun but a popular one
Repost your sona's hole
Repost your sona's hole
June 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's a rerun but a popular one
Repost your sona's hole
Repost your sona's hole
That fifth panel calls me out so much. Making a nervous mistake and getting reprimanded. It's nearly inevitable... and let's face it, the Doms enjoy these moments of firm correction.
June 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
That fifth panel calls me out so much. Making a nervous mistake and getting reprimanded. It's nearly inevitable... and let's face it, the Doms enjoy these moments of firm correction.
It took a while but I finally figured out a way to get my next chapter going. Hope I still have any readership to speak of.
June 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It took a while but I finally figured out a way to get my next chapter going. Hope I still have any readership to speak of.
Changed my display name on FA to Sam Ardent. It's certainly an improvement! Now I need to find time to write again.
June 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Changed my display name on FA to Sam Ardent. It's certainly an improvement! Now I need to find time to write again.
The most provocative pose a man can strike. Works on me every single time.
Clearance sale on Wrangler button-ups at my local Tractor supply. Thought about dropping a load in the dressing room…
June 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The most provocative pose a man can strike. Works on me every single time.
Derogatory terms? Or factual descriptors? Or even "terms of rough endearment"?
Harris plays with his puppies 'til they're broken
CW: derogatory terms
CW: derogatory terms
May 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Derogatory terms? Or factual descriptors? Or even "terms of rough endearment"?
It tastes bad. Like punishment.
March 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It tastes bad. Like punishment.
Maybe I just have a soft spot for vintage erotica, but this is exemplary. It doesn't hit all of my kink buttons and it doesn't need to. It's real masculinity. It makes me want to say "yes"... or more to the point, "yes, Sir."
March 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Maybe I just have a soft spot for vintage erotica, but this is exemplary. It doesn't hit all of my kink buttons and it doesn't need to. It's real masculinity. It makes me want to say "yes"... or more to the point, "yes, Sir."
I could not possibly agree more
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I could not possibly agree more
Vibe check, post that ass art
(I think everyone's seen it already but you never know. By @dbruinart.bsky.social)
(I think everyone's seen it already but you never know. By @dbruinart.bsky.social)
February 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Vibe check, post that ass art
(I think everyone's seen it already but you never know. By @dbruinart.bsky.social)
(I think everyone's seen it already but you never know. By @dbruinart.bsky.social)
Oink, Sir!
January 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Oink, Sir!
Really feeling that "better a faggot than a fascist" meme going around
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Really feeling that "better a faggot than a fascist" meme going around
A rigorous position constructed with unassailable logic
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A rigorous position constructed with unassailable logic
Bear icon MACK SF died a few days ago. It's a very odd feeling to outlive someone who once seemed so godlike.
January 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Bear icon MACK SF died a few days ago. It's a very odd feeling to outlive someone who once seemed so godlike.
It's happened. AI porn no longer works for me; the uncanny valley just deflates my cock. Now my personal ethics and my wank are in harmony again.
January 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's happened. AI porn no longer works for me; the uncanny valley just deflates my cock. Now my personal ethics and my wank are in harmony again.
Surprised that I've seen so few leather or neoprene pup masks with large floppy ears; the small, pointy ones seem to be de rigueur
January 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Surprised that I've seen so few leather or neoprene pup masks with large floppy ears; the small, pointy ones seem to be de rigueur