Arctic Velocipedist
@arcticvelocipedist.bsky.social
Personal Assistant to Revna the Diva Dog. Alaskan, woodsman, wanderer, graphic artist, photographer, and Sasquatch seeker. Used to jump out of planes & do stuff. Leader of Velocipedist Laboratories. Now with all the not fun parts of Deadpool.
I need this. It’s a mechanical library carousel. Designed by Priyanka Shah. Pulled from Dwell Magazine.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I need this. It’s a mechanical library carousel. Designed by Priyanka Shah. Pulled from Dwell Magazine.
Dig this.
Funny ya’ know. everyone in the world knows it takes a serious asshole to ban books— yet a large part of this country doesn’t care. They want to ban books
to show just how big an asshole they are. They seem to get off on that.
Funny ya’ know. everyone in the world knows it takes a serious asshole to ban books— yet a large part of this country doesn’t care. They want to ban books
to show just how big an asshole they are. They seem to get off on that.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Dig this.
Funny ya’ know. everyone in the world knows it takes a serious asshole to ban books— yet a large part of this country doesn’t care. They want to ban books
to show just how big an asshole they are. They seem to get off on that.
Funny ya’ know. everyone in the world knows it takes a serious asshole to ban books— yet a large part of this country doesn’t care. They want to ban books
to show just how big an asshole they are. They seem to get off on that.
Breakfast fit for a king tomorrow.
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Breakfast fit for a king tomorrow.
And I'm still doing it.
To Live Outside the Law, You Must Be Honest.
To Live Outside the Law, You Must Be Honest.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And I'm still doing it.
To Live Outside the Law, You Must Be Honest.
To Live Outside the Law, You Must Be Honest.
My search term was yellow men’s waistcoat.
You, know they aren’t incorrect, technically. 🤷♂️😂
You, know they aren’t incorrect, technically. 🤷♂️😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
My search term was yellow men’s waistcoat.
You, know they aren’t incorrect, technically. 🤷♂️😂
You, know they aren’t incorrect, technically. 🤷♂️😂
Now that’s a beauty. Market Spice Tea (Seattle Institution) offering.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Now that’s a beauty. Market Spice Tea (Seattle Institution) offering.
I’ve learned to really like the daily photo memory widget thingy.
My ex and her niece just down the way from our place in Bayern when we were there. The child is no longer a child. I’m glad she learned to ride. It’s fun watching them learn these thing…. sort of core human skills.
My ex and her niece just down the way from our place in Bayern when we were there. The child is no longer a child. I’m glad she learned to ride. It’s fun watching them learn these thing…. sort of core human skills.
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’ve learned to really like the daily photo memory widget thingy.
My ex and her niece just down the way from our place in Bayern when we were there. The child is no longer a child. I’m glad she learned to ride. It’s fun watching them learn these thing…. sort of core human skills.
My ex and her niece just down the way from our place in Bayern when we were there. The child is no longer a child. I’m glad she learned to ride. It’s fun watching them learn these thing…. sort of core human skills.
When one works for a canine supermodel, one ends up with a lot of pictures of a canine supermodel on everything. My iPad home screen.
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
When one works for a canine supermodel, one ends up with a lot of pictures of a canine supermodel on everything. My iPad home screen.
Of course. Because as we all know, at least those of us who have run a business, rich people and conservatives do not pay their bills. They expect everything in life to be free for them and immediately available. They expect everyone else to pay for this because everyone else is freeloading bums. 🤷♂️
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Of course. Because as we all know, at least those of us who have run a business, rich people and conservatives do not pay their bills. They expect everything in life to be free for them and immediately available. They expect everyone else to pay for this because everyone else is freeloading bums. 🤷♂️
What grand adventures we’ve had. What absolute perfection we have enjoyed.
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What grand adventures we’ve had. What absolute perfection we have enjoyed.
Whoever designed this with the huge handlebar ‘stache on the paratrooper understood the assignment. Therr is no beating a good ‘stache.
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Whoever designed this with the huge handlebar ‘stache on the paratrooper understood the assignment. Therr is no beating a good ‘stache.
$240 lambswool jumper
$25 shipping from the Borders in Britain to Alaska
$ 132 in Conservative “Free Market Economy” tax on the American consumer levied by the Wholly Incompetent Conservative “Party of Business,” levied on us completely to satisfy their ego as they destroy the economy as usual.
$25 shipping from the Borders in Britain to Alaska
$ 132 in Conservative “Free Market Economy” tax on the American consumer levied by the Wholly Incompetent Conservative “Party of Business,” levied on us completely to satisfy their ego as they destroy the economy as usual.
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
$240 lambswool jumper
$25 shipping from the Borders in Britain to Alaska
$ 132 in Conservative “Free Market Economy” tax on the American consumer levied by the Wholly Incompetent Conservative “Party of Business,” levied on us completely to satisfy their ego as they destroy the economy as usual.
$25 shipping from the Borders in Britain to Alaska
$ 132 in Conservative “Free Market Economy” tax on the American consumer levied by the Wholly Incompetent Conservative “Party of Business,” levied on us completely to satisfy their ego as they destroy the economy as usual.
Lubed and adjusted my smart watch today. Must’a done a good job. The old gal is keeping good time. Sort of amazing given she’s over 100 years old. Smaller pocket watch. Pretty sure it was originally intended for a lady. 1796 half penny fob so I’m never totally broke when out and about.
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Lubed and adjusted my smart watch today. Must’a done a good job. The old gal is keeping good time. Sort of amazing given she’s over 100 years old. Smaller pocket watch. Pretty sure it was originally intended for a lady. 1796 half penny fob so I’m never totally broke when out and about.
Anyone want to get a movie?
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Anyone want to get a movie?
This is the way.
October 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is the way.
And for R-Dog.
October 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
And for R-Dog.
You so know I’m making these guys.
October 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You so know I’m making these guys.
I have no idea why Revna chased the kid.
(Actually looking for hat projects to knot. Shaved my head last night, but really wear stocking caps all the time anyway).
(Actually looking for hat projects to knot. Shaved my head last night, but really wear stocking caps all the time anyway).
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I have no idea why Revna chased the kid.
(Actually looking for hat projects to knot. Shaved my head last night, but really wear stocking caps all the time anyway).
(Actually looking for hat projects to knot. Shaved my head last night, but really wear stocking caps all the time anyway).
Shined Patent Leather Dress Birkenstocks, for the Groovy Army.
October 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Shined Patent Leather Dress Birkenstocks, for the Groovy Army.
One day I will learn to wind a pretty ball for knitting using my nostepinne. Today… like so many years of days before…is not that day. 🤷♂️🤣
At least they work.
At least they work.
October 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
One day I will learn to wind a pretty ball for knitting using my nostepinne. Today… like so many years of days before…is not that day. 🤷♂️🤣
At least they work.
At least they work.
Now then! Where’s me haggis? The prince of all puddin’s!
October 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Now then! Where’s me haggis? The prince of all puddin’s!
She is of course “my dog,” but she honestly is the most unique doggo I’ve come across, & I’ve had a lot of good ones. A kind and gentle soul who wants to please, always follows the “good girl rules,” and is wickedly smart. I couldn’t be more proud of how she went from unwanted stray to the Diva Dog
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
She is of course “my dog,” but she honestly is the most unique doggo I’ve come across, & I’ve had a lot of good ones. A kind and gentle soul who wants to please, always follows the “good girl rules,” and is wickedly smart. I couldn’t be more proud of how she went from unwanted stray to the Diva Dog
Exactly what I needed.
::: pulls out knitting needles :::
::: pulls out knitting needles :::
October 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Exactly what I needed.
::: pulls out knitting needles :::
::: pulls out knitting needles :::
Thank you to @ak-ritaj.bsky.social for getting Revna out today. Her and Max hanging together — two of the coolest dogs in town.
Revna’s Army—people helping get Revna’s walks in when I can’t—coming through for her.
Can’t keep a good Diva Dog down, or thank them enough.
Revna’s Army—people helping get Revna’s walks in when I can’t—coming through for her.
Can’t keep a good Diva Dog down, or thank them enough.
October 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Thank you to @ak-ritaj.bsky.social for getting Revna out today. Her and Max hanging together — two of the coolest dogs in town.
Revna’s Army—people helping get Revna’s walks in when I can’t—coming through for her.
Can’t keep a good Diva Dog down, or thank them enough.
Revna’s Army—people helping get Revna’s walks in when I can’t—coming through for her.
Can’t keep a good Diva Dog down, or thank them enough.
I make the best smoothies.
October 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I make the best smoothies.