Every once in a while I'll angrily unfollow you over some annoying take, only for you to show up in my feed a couple of weeks later with an interesting point, forcing me to follow you again. It's a vicious cycle with only the two of us to blame

Reddit is the closest thing there is to a good social media platform

They get thrown out of the white house press corps, and the ones that are left have to decide what it is they actually value

Also he keeps blowing people up, you should probably mention that

Assuming that this number isn't made up, I would love to know how you came up with it

"oh what's the worst that it could-" sees who the poster is "ohhh yeah let's put a lid on that"

He literally believes himself to be a king

Finally some good news

"I never thought it would be controversial" said the creator of "Piss Jesus"

I'd never heard of this and just assumed it was a joke reference to something but holy shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Ch...

It's really part of a senator's job to be smarter than their apparently illiterate constituents

Not the point but the way this is written it makes it seem like that woman's first name is Cortes lol

To any normal person, getting less-expensive (but still hideously expensive) healthcare while killing the filibuster is a clear win. To a US senator, it's an unacceptable loss

"I want nothing more than to reopen the government"

Dude there are so many things you should want more than that

I still think I would have ranked Lander first if I was a NY voter. Feels like that city could benefit from a term being run by a boring administrator

This is how I feel about Trump paying himself $200 million out of the treasury during a shutdown. If he wants to provide yet another example of his breathtaking corruption while simultaneously creating another news cycle about all his federal crimes, $230 million is a small price to pay

"Officials are already calling it the President Donald J. Trump Ballroom" yeah I'm sure they are

Our extremely Not Mad President is having another normal one

We've got some Rage Against the Machine deep cuts going in DC