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Archsploration
@archsploration.bsky.social
NYC architect, bike rider, lover of the city and its people
Continuing to up his game on idiocy to levels unforeseen: our Mayor
Then the mayor says the following, re: Khalil: "What I'm finding surprising is the level of support you're all displaying, but I didn't see that support for me"
March 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Man in his 40s : “I gotta say, the middle aged European mom look is kinda doing it for me, look how big my legs look with these shoes”
February 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh no someone found my memoir
I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—
January 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I have a few questions for the kid waiting outside for the 7am bus, on a day that feels like -2, chowing down on a firework popsicle like it’s the best thing he’s ever had.
January 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Two days into congestion pricing and the incessant honking outside my office in the morning is noticeably absent. It took me about three hours to realize that was the sound of blissful quiet.
January 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Cemented my adult archigoth cred today - my nail lady gently asked me “maybe you could try a lighter color next time?”

The poor lady has been painting my nails colors like “deep plum”, “sea bottom blue” and “midnight forest” for the last 6 months after talking me out of actual black nails.
January 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I may have partied too hard last night, but at least I got to hear someone say “I believe he was wearing a designer poncho” about a guy wearing a snuggie in a restaurant
January 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Snow?!? Snow!!
December 24, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Ok I’m offended I haven’t managed to see any of this supposed “snow” nyc is getting yet.
December 20, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Overheard on the G today : “Fun fact, I worked for a guy once, who, and I can tell you, vampire sex? Not tops…”
December 10, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Overheard on an uptown W : “Joanie, I hear there’s good pizza on prince street?”

….bro, there is so much pizza all around you. You can drown in pizza if you try.
December 6, 2024 at 10:22 PM