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@archmagetj.bsky.social
23 y/o
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lover of d&d/critical role, left-leaning political junky (unfortunately), occasional gamer, fall out boy enthusiast
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lover of d&d/critical role, left-leaning political junky (unfortunately), occasional gamer, fall out boy enthusiast
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@archmagetj.bsky.social
· Nov 11
finally got a bluesky :)
took me long enough
took me long enough
ppl complaining abt the Stranger Things kids’ ages baffles me bc Charlie Heaton was 22 y/o in s1 when Jonathan was 16. yall weren’t saying anything then! but now the kids are in their early 20s playing 16 year olds and it’s suddenly a problem??
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
ppl complaining abt the Stranger Things kids’ ages baffles me bc Charlie Heaton was 22 y/o in s1 when Jonathan was 16. yall weren’t saying anything then! but now the kids are in their early 20s playing 16 year olds and it’s suddenly a problem??
legend
December 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
legend
#StrangerThings season 5 theory: i think that massive flesh wall is merely the end of the Upside Down, and that the Upside Down is just a pocket universe that exists within Dimension X. that’s also where Holly and the rest of the kids are, and where Vecna’s been all along. i’m sure of it
December 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
#StrangerThings season 5 theory: i think that massive flesh wall is merely the end of the Upside Down, and that the Upside Down is just a pocket universe that exists within Dimension X. that’s also where Holly and the rest of the kids are, and where Vecna’s been all along. i’m sure of it
on a more positive Stranger Things note, Derek Turnbow might just be a genius! bc what kind of kid casually builds a model of a tesseract? bro pays attention in class fs!
#StrangerThings #DelightfulDerek
#StrangerThings #DelightfulDerek
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
on a more positive Stranger Things note, Derek Turnbow might just be a genius! bc what kind of kid casually builds a model of a tesseract? bro pays attention in class fs!
#StrangerThings #DelightfulDerek
#StrangerThings #DelightfulDerek
Critical Role is the exception to this bc the writers (the players and GMs) are fucking goated and so are most of the fans 🤙
and the love triangles are more on the downlow
and the love triangles are more on the downlow
dude shipping in general fucking sucks and is the worst part of any fandom. like i think Byler will be endgame in Stranger Things, but both Byler and Mileven shippers are so obnoxious and ruin a lot of discussions abt the show. Milevens are worse tho bc a lot of them are homophones
December 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Critical Role is the exception to this bc the writers (the players and GMs) are fucking goated and so are most of the fans 🤙
and the love triangles are more on the downlow
and the love triangles are more on the downlow
dude shipping in general fucking sucks and is the worst part of any fandom. like i think Byler will be endgame in Stranger Things, but both Byler and Mileven shippers are so obnoxious and ruin a lot of discussions abt the show. Milevens are worse tho bc a lot of them are homophones
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
dude shipping in general fucking sucks and is the worst part of any fandom. like i think Byler will be endgame in Stranger Things, but both Byler and Mileven shippers are so obnoxious and ruin a lot of discussions abt the show. Milevens are worse tho bc a lot of them are homophones
#itwelcometoderry SPOILERS
after episode 7, i’m almost certain that Marge will turn out to be the mother of Richie Tozier, and that Richie was named after Rich Santo, the boy who bravely died protecting her. it would be a perfect full circle connection
after episode 7, i’m almost certain that Marge will turn out to be the mother of Richie Tozier, and that Richie was named after Rich Santo, the boy who bravely died protecting her. it would be a perfect full circle connection
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
#itwelcometoderry SPOILERS
after episode 7, i’m almost certain that Marge will turn out to be the mother of Richie Tozier, and that Richie was named after Rich Santo, the boy who bravely died protecting her. it would be a perfect full circle connection
after episode 7, i’m almost certain that Marge will turn out to be the mother of Richie Tozier, and that Richie was named after Rich Santo, the boy who bravely died protecting her. it would be a perfect full circle connection
Maturin BETTER be in the IT finale bro. he’s been teased all fucking season. give me the Massive Fucking Space Turtle™️ already
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Maturin BETTER be in the IT finale bro. he’s been teased all fucking season. give me the Massive Fucking Space Turtle™️ already
#itwelcometoderry SPOILERS
i love how Ingrid’s revelation that It wasn’t her father came only when it said it was going to sleep. like she didn’t snap out of it until she herself was negatively impacted. goes to show just how self-centered she is
i love how Ingrid’s revelation that It wasn’t her father came only when it said it was going to sleep. like she didn’t snap out of it until she herself was negatively impacted. goes to show just how self-centered she is
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
#itwelcometoderry SPOILERS
i love how Ingrid’s revelation that It wasn’t her father came only when it said it was going to sleep. like she didn’t snap out of it until she herself was negatively impacted. goes to show just how self-centered she is
i love how Ingrid’s revelation that It wasn’t her father came only when it said it was going to sleep. like she didn’t snap out of it until she herself was negatively impacted. goes to show just how self-centered she is
friendly little reminder to conservatives: you have much more in common with the trans person who lives down the street than you ever have and ever will with Donald Trump or Elon Musk <3
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
friendly little reminder to conservatives: you have much more in common with the trans person who lives down the street than you ever have and ever will with Donald Trump or Elon Musk <3
arcane s2 is great until you actually sit down and realize characters and their actions just completely disregarded how they were written in s1 (Ekko being the one major exception)
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
arcane s2 is great until you actually sit down and realize characters and their actions just completely disregarded how they were written in s1 (Ekko being the one major exception)
dude november and december are just PEAK months of entertainment fod me…. we got Mighty Nein followed by Stranger things followed by Fallout, not to mention Critical Role campaign 4 having episodes every week as well. i’m eating GOOD!
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
dude november and december are just PEAK months of entertainment fod me…. we got Mighty Nein followed by Stranger things followed by Fallout, not to mention Critical Role campaign 4 having episodes every week as well. i’m eating GOOD!
so in the USA, we have two parties. the one in power currently is dead set on making ppl starve and making their healthcare impossible to afford. the other one refuses to do anything to stop it, even though they have leverage.
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
so in the USA, we have two parties. the one in power currently is dead set on making ppl starve and making their healthcare impossible to afford. the other one refuses to do anything to stop it, even though they have leverage.
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Good morning Bluesky !
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
seeing all these ppl saying Jay Jones is “dark woke” makes me rlly uncomfortable. he said horrible things that should not be legitimized or celebrated. “dark woke” doesn’t mean wishing death upon ppl. that’s just plain evil, esp when it’s wished upon CHILDREN
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
seeing all these ppl saying Jay Jones is “dark woke” makes me rlly uncomfortable. he said horrible things that should not be legitimized or celebrated. “dark woke” doesn’t mean wishing death upon ppl. that’s just plain evil, esp when it’s wished upon CHILDREN
Cuomo STILL cannot say Mamdani’s name right
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Cuomo STILL cannot say Mamdani’s name right
i have a team semi-picked out for Legends ZA. pros: cool af. cons: will be cooked by a singular electric type
October 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i have a team semi-picked out for Legends ZA. pros: cool af. cons: will be cooked by a singular electric type
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This is Susan. She has a smile that could light up a room, and independently finance the local orthodontist. 12/10
July 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is Susan. She has a smile that could light up a room, and independently finance the local orthodontist. 12/10
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Hey Jake Tapper, fodder for your next book!👇
July 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hey Jake Tapper, fodder for your next book!👇
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Maurene Comey, the daughter of former FBI director James Comey, was fired Wednesday from her job as a prosecutor in the Manhattan US Attorney’s office.
Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, is fired from her job as a federal prosecutor
Comey, who had worked in the U.S. attorney’s office for nearly a decade, prosecuted both Jeffrey Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell.
www.politico.com
July 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Maurene Comey, the daughter of former FBI director James Comey, was fired Wednesday from her job as a prosecutor in the Manhattan US Attorney’s office.
James Gunn has done the impossible and made me actually interested in the future of DC movies
July 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
James Gunn has done the impossible and made me actually interested in the future of DC movies
@jamesgunn.bsky.social you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. cast Taylor Lautner as your universe’s Batman. please.
July 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. cast Taylor Lautner as your universe’s Batman. please.
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my favorite part about bluesky is that it has all the people in the world that still don’t know what the onion is
July 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
my favorite part about bluesky is that it has all the people in the world that still don’t know what the onion is
