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Been on there for ages https://bsky.app/profile/houlden.org if anyone wants to join me
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Been on there for ages https://bsky.app/profile/houlden.org if anyone wants to join me
Remember to be considerate of people working shifts today #Halloween
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Remember to be considerate of people working shifts today #Halloween
Would the stuff in #Chemtrails cause steel beams to melt?
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Would the stuff in #Chemtrails cause steel beams to melt?
If #Threads wasn't bleak enough, I'd recommend When The Wind Blows. It's a cartoon and animated film by Raymond Briggs who also did The Snowman but it's definitely not family viewing for Christmas Day
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
If #Threads wasn't bleak enough, I'd recommend When The Wind Blows. It's a cartoon and animated film by Raymond Briggs who also did The Snowman but it's definitely not family viewing for Christmas Day
I was always told not to post photos of my ID online. This is how not to do it. Some details blurred for obvious reasons
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I was always told not to post photos of my ID online. This is how not to do it. Some details blurred for obvious reasons
"We will means-test Winter Fuel Payments, focusing assistance on the least well-off pensioners, who are most at risk of fuel poverty." Oh wait, that was the Conservative manifesto in 2017.
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
"We will means-test Winter Fuel Payments, focusing assistance on the least well-off pensioners, who are most at risk of fuel poverty." Oh wait, that was the Conservative manifesto in 2017.
Priti Patel drops out of the Conservative Party leadership elections. Four candidates left
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Priti Patel drops out of the Conservative Party leadership elections. Four candidates left
One thing about watching #SecretsOfTheLondonUnderground with @MrTimDunn is that it gets you to watch out for things. How's this for a clock? Bonus points for identifying where it is
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
One thing about watching #SecretsOfTheLondonUnderground with @MrTimDunn is that it gets you to watch out for things. How's this for a clock? Bonus points for identifying where it is
Fair play to @LNER. I've seen similar elsewhere but not on a train
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Fair play to @LNER. I've seen similar elsewhere but not on a train
And with that said, here's some star photos I took last week
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
And with that said, here's some star photos I took last week
I'm currently in a field and the real world feels a long way away. But there's nothing patriotic about moronic vandalism or scapegoating innocent people. This Mad Magazine from the 60s got it right
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'm currently in a field and the real world feels a long way away. But there's nothing patriotic about moronic vandalism or scapegoating innocent people. This Mad Magazine from the 60s got it right
There's one for @angrypiln and maybe @Visit_Wakefield . Golfer complains about crows stealing his balls. From this collection of photos from 1997 https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/retro/37-photos-to-take-you-back-to-wakey-in-1997-4693489?page=2
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
There's one for @angrypiln and maybe @Visit_Wakefield . Golfer complains about crows stealing his balls. From this collection of photos from 1997 https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/retro/37-photos-to-take-you-back-to-wakey-in-1997-4693489?page=2
Looking forward to this result @CountBinface #GeneralElection2024
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Looking forward to this result @CountBinface #GeneralElection2024
Apologies to any neighbours I just woke up when I laughed at this #portillogeddon #GeneralElection2024
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Apologies to any neighbours I just woke up when I laughed at this #portillogeddon #GeneralElection2024
Another strong hat game in Welwyn #GeneralElection2024
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Another strong hat game in Welwyn #GeneralElection2024
Can we say something about the Blyth returning officer's hat? #GeneralElection2024
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Can we say something about the Blyth returning officer's hat? #GeneralElection2024
From 2010. No one forced Nick Griffin to stand there #GeneralElection2024
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
From 2010. No one forced Nick Griffin to stand there #GeneralElection2024
I don't have a dog so here's my bike instead. I've already said I was going to vote Labour #BikesAtPollingStations #gtto #DogsAtPollingStations #RidersAreVoters
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I don't have a dog so here's my bike instead. I've already said I was going to vote Labour #BikesAtPollingStations #gtto #DogsAtPollingStations #RidersAreVoters
At first I thought Jacob Rees Mogg's mum had particularly square shoulders
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
At first I thought Jacob Rees Mogg's mum had particularly square shoulders
This came up in my memories. Jeremy Hunt or Arnold Rimmer?
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
This came up in my memories. Jeremy Hunt or Arnold Rimmer?
Migh take a while, but yes https://x.com/scottygb/status/1800122299456323926
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Migh take a while, but yes https://x.com/scottygb/status/1800122299456323926