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This account contains the archive of my old Twitter account, now no longer in use. My "live" account is @mhoulden.uk.
Check the "archived from" date. Despite having a recent date and time some of these former tweets are from 2008 onwards.
Check the "archived from" date. Despite having a recent date and time some of these former tweets are from 2008 onwards.
This account contains the archive of my old Twitter account, now no longer in use. My "live" account is @mhoulden.uk.
Check the "archived from" date. Despite having a recent date and time some of these former tweets are from 2008 onwards.
Check the "archived from" date. Despite having a recent date and time some of these former tweets are from 2008 onwards.
January 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
This account contains the archive of my old Twitter account, now no longer in use. My "live" account is @mhoulden.uk.
Check the "archived from" date. Despite having a recent date and time some of these former tweets are from 2008 onwards.
Check the "archived from" date. Despite having a recent date and time some of these former tweets are from 2008 onwards.
Just wondering, do @nationalrailenq or the other rail companies have any plans to open BlueSky accounts?
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Just wondering, do @nationalrailenq or the other rail companies have any plans to open BlueSky accounts?
Been on there for ages https://bsky.app/profile/houlden.org if anyone wants to join me
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Been on there for ages https://bsky.app/profile/houlden.org if anyone wants to join me
Archbishop of Canterbury resigns. There are lots of possible replacements, more than a few of whom have been waiting ages for this moment. Long time no see.
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Archbishop of Canterbury resigns. There are lots of possible replacements, more than a few of whom have been waiting ages for this moment. Long time no see.
"It's not the despair. I can stand the despair. It's the hope." #USElections2024
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
"It's not the despair. I can stand the despair. It's the hope." #USElections2024
Remember to be considerate of people working shifts today #Halloween
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Remember to be considerate of people working shifts today #Halloween
Would the stuff in #Chemtrails cause steel beams to melt?
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Would the stuff in #Chemtrails cause steel beams to melt?
If #Threads wasn't bleak enough, I'd recommend When The Wind Blows. It's a cartoon and animated film by Raymond Briggs who also did The Snowman but it's definitely not family viewing for Christmas Day
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
If #Threads wasn't bleak enough, I'd recommend When The Wind Blows. It's a cartoon and animated film by Raymond Briggs who also did The Snowman but it's definitely not family viewing for Christmas Day
Shout out to Anne Sellors as the woman who wets herself. By all accounts she was a much-loved local teacher with quite a sense of humour #threads
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
Anne Sellors | Actress
Anne Sellors. Anne Sellors was born in 1952, in Sheffield, UK. A clever and creative child, she excelled at school. Her love of theater and cinema led her to go on to study drama. Her love of children, her fun loving nature and her desire and willingness to encourage others' potential led her to take her drama education and her extra curricular knowledge of the same into the classroom, where...
www.imdb.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Shout out to Anne Sellors as the woman who wets herself. By all accounts she was a much-loved local teacher with quite a sense of humour #threads
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
"Prick" and "Darren Grimes" are trending. It's hard to disagree
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
"Prick" and "Darren Grimes" are trending. It's hard to disagree
I was always told not to post photos of my ID online. This is how not to do it. Some details blurred for obvious reasons
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I was always told not to post photos of my ID online. This is how not to do it. Some details blurred for obvious reasons
"We will means-test Winter Fuel Payments, focusing assistance on the least well-off pensioners, who are most at risk of fuel poverty." Oh wait, that was the Conservative manifesto in 2017.
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
"We will means-test Winter Fuel Payments, focusing assistance on the least well-off pensioners, who are most at risk of fuel poverty." Oh wait, that was the Conservative manifesto in 2017.
Priti Patel drops out of the Conservative Party leadership elections. Four candidates left
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Priti Patel drops out of the Conservative Party leadership elections. Four candidates left
Apparently removing pictures from the kids' section of an asylum reception centre is OK, but taking down a portrait of Margaret Thatcher is not. What if there was a kid's picture of Maggie?
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Apparently removing pictures from the kids' section of an asylum reception centre is OK, but taking down a portrait of Margaret Thatcher is not. What if there was a kid's picture of Maggie?
Higher education that didn't cost an absolute fortune https://x.com/KnightmareUK/status/1827765492586533142
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Higher education that didn't cost an absolute fortune https://x.com/KnightmareUK/status/1827765492586533142
Guily consciences? https://x.com/GBNewsSpin/status/1825614316596506810
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Guily consciences? https://x.com/GBNewsSpin/status/1825614316596506810
Well, these are certainly all words.
‘None of the information posted or repeated on this account is known by its author to be false, nor intended to stir racial or any hatred of, nor cause psychological or physical harm to, any person or group of people (howsoever identified)’
‘None of the information posted or repeated on this account is known by its author to be false, nor intended to stir racial or any hatred of, nor cause psychological or physical harm to, any person or group of people (howsoever identified)’
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Well, these are certainly all words.
‘None of the information posted or repeated on this account is known by its author to be false, nor intended to stir racial or any hatred of, nor cause psychological or physical harm to, any person or group of people (howsoever identified)’
‘None of the information posted or repeated on this account is known by its author to be false, nor intended to stir racial or any hatred of, nor cause psychological or physical harm to, any person or group of people (howsoever identified)’
One thing about watching #SecretsOfTheLondonUnderground with @MrTimDunn is that it gets you to watch out for things. How's this for a clock? Bonus points for identifying where it is
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
One thing about watching #SecretsOfTheLondonUnderground with @MrTimDunn is that it gets you to watch out for things. How's this for a clock? Bonus points for identifying where it is
Fair play to @LNER. I've seen similar elsewhere but not on a train
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Fair play to @LNER. I've seen similar elsewhere but not on a train
There's a saying: "the solution to pollution is dilution." I've been on Twitter since 2008. It's had its highs and lows, but I'm not going anywhere. Posting nice stuff helps to drown out the edgelords and obnoxious prats
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
There's a saying: "the solution to pollution is dilution." I've been on Twitter since 2008. It's had its highs and lows, but I'm not going anywhere. Posting nice stuff helps to drown out the edgelords and obnoxious prats
Hi @BritishGasHelp. Just checking that a text from 60184 talking about a problem with my smart meter and asking me to reply to book an engineer isn't actually from you
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Hi @BritishGasHelp. Just checking that a text from 60184 talking about a problem with my smart meter and asking me to reply to book an engineer isn't actually from you
I'm currently in a field and the real world feels a long way away. But there's nothing patriotic about moronic vandalism or scapegoating innocent people. This Mad Magazine from the 60s got it right
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'm currently in a field and the real world feels a long way away. But there's nothing patriotic about moronic vandalism or scapegoating innocent people. This Mad Magazine from the 60s got it right
I miss the days when the Silly Season involved skateboarding ducks rather than people trying to foment race riots
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I miss the days when the Silly Season involved skateboarding ducks rather than people trying to foment race riots
