North Portland reporting in: took my dog on a reconnaissance mission. I suspect the neighbor's baby has colic. War is hell.

That’s what I did yesterday! Cathartic.

When I whined to my mentor that I shouldn’t even bother with grad school because I would be at least 35 by the time I finished, she reminded me that I would be 35 anyway.

That's literally what medieval europeans believed. Women were simply "inverted" men

I'm horrified that this ridiculous pseudo nostalgia is obviously focused on my hometown of Portland, OR. Graduated high school in 84. Paranoid park was paranoid for a reason

Flop sweat

Well like I always say, no one is more firmly in the grips of ideology than the person convinced they don't have one; no one is more easily manipulated than the person convinced they're a free-thinking iconoclast; no one is more driven by anger & resentment than the person proclaiming "rationality."

I was sent to the principal for accurately describing my social studies teacher as "egg-shaped."

I was just searching options yesterday morning. Would love any advice.

Can confirm