Archibald Meatpants
archi-meatpants.bsky.social
Archibald Meatpants
@archi-meatpants.bsky.social
Either way I’m getting paid and somebody getting torn open. I’m just a male stripper that’s trying to get paid. Let me know if you see a baby and a dog.
This time next year I’ll be holding my new born baby 🥹
December 27, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Pierce the Veil has lost their mind with these ticket prices and apparently I have too because I’m buying them 😒
December 6, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Y’all really out here asking for a 5-star meal when your auntie still making Thanksgiving dinner on a stove with only one working burner.
December 5, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I’m sorry how I acted after my star got stolen in Mario Party
November 27, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by Archibald Meatpants
i have a GUN
November 27, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I’m tryna see how all the Chips Ahoy gone but everybody claim they only had 2???
November 25, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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Figuring out if you can swim in a game by jumping in the water and dying or not
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Even the disagreements I see on this app are normal
November 18, 2024 at 3:31 PM
It finally happened…I looked at a big pair of bloomers and said these are way too big, just for them to fit like a glove…
November 15, 2024 at 6:16 AM