Now if Kemi can persuade Priti to align with the Dark Lord it could be considered a novel form of putsch.

I'm not saying it would make the Tories electable again, but it would be an effective separation of the cancer from the rot.

What other party would have done this ?

We need a term for a multiple testicle scrotum. 'Reform' does not sound descriptive enough for such a structure.

The problem is that Andy did not show leadership skills. He should have had a private tete a tete with Keir, agreed a plan, and unified the party. Labour has a tendency to self harm rather than drive forward.

If every a problem could have been solved with a pint and a packet of crisps, this was it. Labour always fails due to political infighting. It's failed to learn that lesson for the umpteenth time.
Sure Andy would make a fine leader, but Keir is doing better than is being presented, fix that first.

Labour is always it's own worst enemy.

Evidence for the prosecution.

One less available now :-)

I bet the guy selling ice creams on the corner sold out.

How many hours a week would you put down as 'work related'? Just asking as you seem rather busy.

This shows a lack of knowledge in the area of security. Plain and simple. A more appropriate response would be to tax advertising spending online. Lets face it, who buys a product because they see an advert. People go with personal recommendations, or trusted site reviews. Tax advertising.

Is senility catching ?

Nice to know. He should open a fast food chain to feed large numbers of people. That would have impact.

Moot point. He placed himself in that position, so can not use that as a reason. The car was only a few feet away, and moving slowly, so any impact would be at a low speed and not fatal. He was not knocked down, which he would have been if the car was travelling towards him. He is guilty.

To be honest, I would not tune in. I'd be too hung over, probably still drunk.

Using guns to protest is likely to play into the Liege Lords hands. Find the things that matter to him, and find a way to make it less worthy.
He likes Big Macs, eat at Wendy's, BK, or any other chain. He likes golf, don't pay for golf on TV until he is out etc.