Ethan Collins
@arcaneologist.bsky.social
Templar. Mage with a knack for glyphs. Not all who wander are lost, but I probably am. Professor at UCL and cat dad to Jinx. (RP account. #SWLRP. FC: Jonathan Bailey. Character played by @kaladinval.bsky.social)
Doing my best darling, but he might be onto me.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Doing my best darling, but he might be onto me.
How much room should you give fungi to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
As mushroom as possible.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How much room should you give fungi to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
As mushroom as possible.
If that's the case, I'm more than happy to oblige. 😉 Why don't we beat those Monday blues at mine? I'd invite myself over, but Jinx insists that's off the table.
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If that's the case, I'm more than happy to oblige. 😉 Why don't we beat those Monday blues at mine? I'd invite myself over, but Jinx insists that's off the table.
Can relate. Mine keeps ghosting me.
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Can relate. Mine keeps ghosting me.
Cheeky. Indeed, there'll be biscuits, and even some pudding, if you're feeling adventurous. 😛 See you in a bit, darling.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Cheeky. Indeed, there'll be biscuits, and even some pudding, if you're feeling adventurous. 😛 See you in a bit, darling.
Couldn't agree more. It's ideal weather for staying cosy indoors, preferably with jazz playing in the background. Tea's on if you'd like to join me.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Couldn't agree more. It's ideal weather for staying cosy indoors, preferably with jazz playing in the background. Tea's on if you'd like to join me.
His royal blepness appreciates your excellent taste. 😹
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
His royal blepness appreciates your excellent taste. 😹
Jinx's been enjoying his treats. Hopefully he can stop plotting my downfall now. 😹
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October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Jinx's been enjoying his treats. Hopefully he can stop plotting my downfall now. 😹
Oh shoot. Cheers Will!
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Oh shoot. Cheers Will!
See you tomorrow, my dear. 😘
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
See you tomorrow, my dear. 😘
Indeed? Hope everyone's alright. As for tomorrow, I'm all yours. You pick the restaurant, but it's my treat for the birthday boy.
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Indeed? Hope everyone's alright. As for tomorrow, I'm all yours. You pick the restaurant, but it's my treat for the birthday boy.
That's no excuse. I'll make it up to you, darling. 😘 How's the birthday boy celebrating then?
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That's no excuse. I'll make it up to you, darling. 😘 How's the birthday boy celebrating then?
Happy cake day, Will! Forgive this absent minded professor.
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October 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Happy cake day, Will! Forgive this absent minded professor.
Brilliant, now I'm starving. Let's be honest, you had me at pie, but can't keep you waiting now, can I? I'll be over shortly, darling. 😁
October 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Brilliant, now I'm starving. Let's be honest, you had me at pie, but can't keep you waiting now, can I? I'll be over shortly, darling. 😁
Well, now you're showing off. 😆 Happy thanksgiving, Will. Save some for your favourite Brit, would you?
October 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Well, now you're showing off. 😆 Happy thanksgiving, Will. Save some for your favourite Brit, would you?
That one’s a treasure. The sound of medieval England shaking off winter, finding its voice again. You’d have heard it under abbey arches and in taverns alike. Here's one for you, modern bardcore.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNp...
Super Smash Bros Ultimate (Bardcore Guitar/Flute Cover)
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October 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
That one’s a treasure. The sound of medieval England shaking off winter, finding its voice again. You’d have heard it under abbey arches and in taverns alike. Here's one for you, modern bardcore.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNp...
Roughly translates to: Lo! Thus we bring you Old English.
It makes sense, given how pronunciations have actually evolved. Fascinating stuff, languages.
It makes sense, given how pronunciations have actually evolved. Fascinating stuff, languages.
October 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Roughly translates to: Lo! Thus we bring you Old English.
It makes sense, given how pronunciations have actually evolved. Fascinating stuff, languages.
It makes sense, given how pronunciations have actually evolved. Fascinating stuff, languages.
Hwæt! Þus bringað wē þē Eald Englisc. 😂
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hwæt! Þus bringað wē þē Eald Englisc. 😂
I'll put the kettle on. 😏
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October 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I'll put the kettle on. 😏
Quick! Visit my place! We'll find a way to make that mental image go away. 😁
October 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Quick! Visit my place! We'll find a way to make that mental image go away. 😁
I'm not sure whether to be horrified or impressed at those on the fly maths skills.
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I'm not sure whether to be horrified or impressed at those on the fly maths skills.
Who do I need to thump?
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Who do I need to thump?
Funny you say that. Indiana Jones is my go-to outfit every Halloween. My colleagues reaction every year when they see me. I'll make an effort for you though. 😉
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October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Funny you say that. Indiana Jones is my go-to outfit every Halloween. My colleagues reaction every year when they see me. I'll make an effort for you though. 😉