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Ethan Collins
@arcaneologist.bsky.social
Templar. Mage with a knack for glyphs. Not all who wander are lost, but I probably am. Professor at UCL and cat dad to Jinx. (RP account. #SWLRP. FC: Jonathan Bailey. Character played by @kaladinval.bsky.social)
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Doing my best darling, but he might be onto me.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How much room should you give fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If that's the case, I'm more than happy to oblige. 😉 Why don't we beat those Monday blues at mine? I'd invite myself over, but Jinx insists that's off the table.
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Can relate. Mine keeps ghosting me.
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Cheeky. Indeed, there'll be biscuits, and even some pudding, if you're feeling adventurous. 😛 See you in a bit, darling.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Couldn't agree more. It's ideal weather for staying cosy indoors, preferably with jazz playing in the background. Tea's on if you'd like to join me.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
His royal blepness appreciates your excellent taste. 😹
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Jinx's been enjoying his treats. Hopefully he can stop plotting my downfall now. 😹
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October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh shoot. Cheers Will!
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
See you tomorrow, my dear. 😘
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Indeed? Hope everyone's alright. As for tomorrow, I'm all yours. You pick the restaurant, but it's my treat for the birthday boy.
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
That's no excuse. I'll make it up to you, darling. 😘 How's the birthday boy celebrating then?
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Happy cake day, Will! Forgive this absent minded professor.
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October 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Brilliant, now I'm starving. Let's be honest, you had me at pie, but can't keep you waiting now, can I? I'll be over shortly, darling. 😁
October 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Well, now you're showing off. 😆 Happy thanksgiving, Will. Save some for your favourite Brit, would you?
October 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
That one’s a treasure. The sound of medieval England shaking off winter, finding its voice again. You’d have heard it under abbey arches and in taverns alike. Here's one for you, modern bardcore.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNp...
Super Smash Bros Ultimate (Bardcore Guitar/Flute Cover)
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October 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Roughly translates to: Lo! Thus we bring you Old English.

It makes sense, given how pronunciations have actually evolved. Fascinating stuff, languages.
October 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hwæt! Þus bringað wē þē Eald Englisc. 😂
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'll put the kettle on. 😏
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October 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Quick! Visit my place! We'll find a way to make that mental image go away. 😁
October 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I'm not sure whether to be horrified or impressed at those on the fly maths skills.
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Who do I need to thump?
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Funny you say that. Indiana Jones is my go-to outfit every Halloween. My colleagues reaction every year when they see me. I'll make an effort for you though. 😉
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October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM