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Ethan Collins
@arcaneologist.bsky.social
Templar. Mage with a knack for glyphs. Not all who wander are lost, but I probably am. Professor at UCL and cat dad to Jinx. (RP account. #SWLRP. FC: Jonathan Bailey. Character played by @kaladinval.bsky.social)
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If that's the case, I'm more than happy to oblige. 😉 Why don't we beat those Monday blues at mine? I'd invite myself over, but Jinx insists that's off the table.
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Huzzah for all the shadowy overlords today!
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
In that case, I'll have to ensure future birthdays involve fewer balloons and more wine. 😉

Meanwhile, I've got a touch of retrophilia, a fondness for all things vintage. My flat might hold a few clues.
September 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you see this, repost with a vampire that isn't Dracula.
September 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
August 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.
July 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Indeed, tomorrow I'll be whisking you off to Majorca. Pack your swim trunks and leave the rest to me, darling. 😉
June 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh @asyouwill.bsky.social Sunday roast is served. 🍽️
June 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tried my hand at a prime rib roast for @asyouwill.bsky.social tonight. Not too shabby, if I do say so myself.
June 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Can confirm.
June 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Cheers, Will! Pride in London’s parade hits Trafalgar Square. Always fantastic energy there, plus a festival afterwards. Fancy checking it out with me? 🌈😁
June 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Intriguing theory. It appears I'm True Neutral, with the occasional drift into Lawful Evil, most likely due to insufficient tea reserves.
June 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
#ThursdayThaumaturgy Spent the night decoding Egyptian glyphs about moonlight rituals priests used to cleanse temples of cosmic corruption. And they say my evenings aren't exciting.
May 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
First time winner on an oval, too. Masterful precision and control when it mattered. Very well done to Team Ganassi. 👏
May 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Quite the spectacle at the Brickyard today. Started under caution and already more than a few heartbreaks. Shwartzman’s out after a pit lane mishap, Larson’s “Double” ended in the wall, and Cheatske’s facing the music for aero tweaks.
May 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Sounds like your morning's shaping up nicely. Hope you enjoy that, Will. I'm settling in for the Indy 500 myself. Ready for the green flag at the Brickyard. Should be a cracking race! 🏎️😁
May 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Cream tea rituals date back further than we thought.
May 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Okay Vancouver I see your hand and I concede.
May 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Jinx definitely has opinions, and I'd gladly welcome your backup in improving them. Perhaps we can chat further when we meet on the morrow? 😉
May 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Well, that looks spectacular. As for me, creamy penne is on the hob tonight.
May 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Currently investigating a haunted sewing machine aptly named the Singer of Sorrows. Jinx strongly advises against it.
May 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Occupational hazard in our line of work, I'm afraid. Here's another one that feels familiar.
May 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm getting flashbacks just hearing that cackle. 😂 @tandeveraux.bsky.social
May 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
A student surprised me with this Jabbacado toast earlier. The hummus is strong with this one.
May 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM