deez fine legumes
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deez fine legumes
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By all accounts it doesn’t make sense
@HingeDating can you please add an option to block straight men. I know they weren’t lookin for my amab nonbinary ass when they selected “Beyond Binary”

And I’m not looking for them
October 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I just had one of the worst online experiences with a website I’ve had in a long time

Petco requires you to call their support line to change your email address. I was on hold for 10 minutes while the lady did it and I’m pretty sure she did it wrong cause now I can’t log in at all
July 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by deez fine legumes
May 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
While I can appreciate the de-growth mindset of “maybe children don’t need 30 dolls”

I can only feel that from this president, in this country, that phrase is more akin to the dictator of a collapsing country trying to tell the citizens to ration supplies
May 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Serious question:

Where are the Elon Musk Libraries?

The Jeff Bezos Children’s Hospitals?

The Mark Zuckerberg municipal parks?

The Sam Altman High Schools

Am I missing something?
April 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Why is it always “vaccines cause autism” and not like microplastics?

There are dozens of well executed, comprehensive studies on the safety and efficacy of vaccines.

But how about apples hmm? Any studies that show they don’t cause autism?

Any other unrelated things we could test?
April 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I have no doubts there is a LOT of tech debt in the SSA codebase.

But as someone who has recently done a full rewrite/ tech stack change… I don’t care what ai tech nonsense you have. It cannot be done in “a few months”. Not in a way where it actually works at the end anyway
March 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I hope Ben Stiller knows we now officially have beef over the finale of Severence
March 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you told a maga person that Bill Gates was illegally seizing control of the federal payment system and shutting down agencies he didn’t like, they would lose their shit.

Like all their conspiracies about a bunch of ultra rich creeps running the world are turning true and they are cheering.
February 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Aren’t you tired of the usual drag of *checks notes*
communicating with your loved ones?

Try out this new AI that will write your text messages for you
January 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I need ideas on how to humiliate people for wearing nazi shit in public.

Preferably legal ones so I can do it more than once
January 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Absolutely losing it
January 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Googling “how to not end up in the psych ward” while waiting for the doc to walk in
January 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
To all the people on my FYP on TikTok:

Your videos are funny, well done.

But it is also a federal offense to threaten the life of an elected official so just, you know…

Be safe out there
January 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
HEY! Why the fuck are my eggs so goddamn expensive?
January 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I don’t believe in hell.

However, due to overwhelming demand, I will be creating one. Taking applications now
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If anyone needs me I’m gonna be listening to this on repeat at max volume

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MUSE - WE ARE FUCKING FUCKED (Official Performance Video)
YouTube video by Muse
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January 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Maybe punching a fascist in the teeth will cheer me up…
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What? You want me to turn it off? And waste this perfectly good orphan crushing machine?
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What do I have to do to get you bozos to follow me? Post hole?
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Well

Let’s justr say

My peanits
January 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’m not saying we should all make fun of the crowd size tomorrow…

But we should all make fun of the crowd size tomorrow.

You saw how it riled him up when he debated Harris last year lmao
January 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
British people realizing they have to keep doing the stupid accent now that Americans are back on TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just cause TikTok is unbanned doesn’t mean you should stop being mad at the US Government!
January 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social Any plans to post Complexly content on Nebula?
January 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM