Merry Christmas 😂 / Pippin Christmas 😪

I'll check what you wrote 🤭

I saw a post saying that ICE is pausing its tip line, so I decided to call myself to verify.

The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips.

Good job, friends.

Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.

But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.

Living out birthday fantasies when you have friends that understand the assignment is peak happiness.

People need to relearn the most important rule of the internet: DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. They either make money or get off on your responses

Spend the time you were gonna waste on them to write a nice comment for a creator you like or something. I promise it'll do WAY more good than fighting bots

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

God this was hard to see even lemon8 was hit

Does your significant other love roses but doesn't like the fact that they wilt and die? Worry not, these roses will never wilt and can't die and come in a variety of types.

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up