Ash⁷
@arajellybean.bsky.social
Late 30s, ARMY/Atiny/MOA/High Skool/ELOV/COER/filthy multi. AO3 =ChaoticJellybean. Baha'i, queer autistic disabled fat soft boi, writer/reader of kpop RPF. Runs @dailyjhope.bsky.social @dailyyoongi.bsky.social @dailynamjoon.bsky.social. Loves OHL hockey.
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Ohhhh I actually do. I don't *do it* all the time but I *can*. When mom and I volunteered sorting stuff at the thrift store they'd always give me the fitted sheets to fold.
does anyone actually know how to fold a fitted sheet or do we all roll it up between forearms until it forms a clump like i do
January 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Ohhhh I actually do. I don't *do it* all the time but I *can*. When mom and I volunteered sorting stuff at the thrift store they'd always give me the fitted sheets to fold.
Okay. So. Here's the deal beloveds if you also cannot get out of your PJs or you need and are just playing video games or reading or whatever soft joy and you feel like you aren't enough for anything believe me sweet thing you are you are you are. I love you so much. I do. You are so good.
January 25, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Okay. So. Here's the deal beloveds if you also cannot get out of your PJs or you need and are just playing video games or reading or whatever soft joy and you feel like you aren't enough for anything believe me sweet thing you are you are you are. I love you so much. I do. You are so good.
Okay. Okay. I know FB doesn't know my actual gender and shit, I'm not out there, but augh seeing people react to my hair and go "awesome rainbow, girl" etc just feels gross
If you need me I'm curled up in my bunny blanket playing video games
If you need me I'm curled up in my bunny blanket playing video games
January 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Okay. Okay. I know FB doesn't know my actual gender and shit, I'm not out there, but augh seeing people react to my hair and go "awesome rainbow, girl" etc just feels gross
If you need me I'm curled up in my bunny blanket playing video games
If you need me I'm curled up in my bunny blanket playing video games
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I want to talk about AltNPS, Minneapolis, #AltGov, and Luddites.
One of my fears have come true. I knew this would happen when I made my AltNPS video, but it sucks to be right. And I know I'm not American, and I may not have the "right" to do so, but I will, because this is history repeating. 🧵
One of my fears have come true. I knew this would happen when I made my AltNPS video, but it sucks to be right. And I know I'm not American, and I may not have the "right" to do so, but I will, because this is history repeating. 🧵
I'm seeing a lot of calls to block/report any and all "Alt" accounts in the replies, but I think it's worth saying that AltNPS is BY FAR the worst, most harmful, and most dangerous "Alt" account.
The others are generally pretty harmless, and I don't want to unnecessarily lump them in with AltNPS.
The others are generally pretty harmless, and I don't want to unnecessarily lump them in with AltNPS.
Completely insane. AltNPS claimed to know the name of Alex Pretti's killer, refused to say it because "the truth always comes out," and then just deleted the post.
A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
January 25, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I want to talk about AltNPS, Minneapolis, #AltGov, and Luddites.
One of my fears have come true. I knew this would happen when I made my AltNPS video, but it sucks to be right. And I know I'm not American, and I may not have the "right" to do so, but I will, because this is history repeating. 🧵
One of my fears have come true. I knew this would happen when I made my AltNPS video, but it sucks to be right. And I know I'm not American, and I may not have the "right" to do so, but I will, because this is history repeating. 🧵
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AltNPS posted about Alex Pretti's murder 25 times since this morning. During that time, they spread misinformation about the shooting, lied about knowing the shooter's name, and generally flooded the zone with shit.
They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
AltNPS posted about Alex Pretti's murder 25 times since this morning. During that time, they spread misinformation about the shooting, lied about knowing the shooter's name, and generally flooded the zone with shit.
They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
Okay but like all of these tracks sound amazing? ateez what have you cooked up I'm so excited. youtu.be/hPdS8GVb_9w?...
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January 25, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Okay but like all of these tracks sound amazing? ateez what have you cooked up I'm so excited. youtu.be/hPdS8GVb_9w?...
My mom is delighted and touched by all your comments and said "Did you tell them it was momma's spa, hair salon, bed & breakfast & diner & it only cost you your technical expertise?" (I helped them with some online account stuff)
Dad says "and it has the nicest chauffeur" (aka he picks me up)
Dad says "and it has the nicest chauffeur" (aka he picks me up)
January 25, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My mom is delighted and touched by all your comments and said "Did you tell them it was momma's spa, hair salon, bed & breakfast & diner & it only cost you your technical expertise?" (I helped them with some online account stuff)
Dad says "and it has the nicest chauffeur" (aka he picks me up)
Dad says "and it has the nicest chauffeur" (aka he picks me up)
Today's Make it Better chapter was a beautiful reminder from @havenshideout.bsky.social of where we started and ugh ugh ugh it is just so good and so beautiful and I love this fic so much.
January 25, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Today's Make it Better chapter was a beautiful reminder from @havenshideout.bsky.social of where we started and ugh ugh ugh it is just so good and so beautiful and I love this fic so much.
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biblically accurate tarot reading
put these guys in for a 30-60% trial by rainbow and jikoo emerged queer, but ot7 as a whole remains in the closet
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 AM
biblically accurate tarot reading
Trying to explain to spouse how something I just do the ecg thing on my Fitbit or see my heartbeat to reassure myself I'm a person
January 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Trying to explain to spouse how something I just do the ecg thing on my Fitbit or see my heartbeat to reassure myself I'm a person
I love when my fic friends let me read stuff they want cheerleading on but I always feel bad for the sheer pile of comments or texts they come back to after I do my yell because I'm a very enthusiastic yeller and cheerleader.
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I love when my fic friends let me read stuff they want cheerleading on but I always feel bad for the sheer pile of comments or texts they come back to after I do my yell because I'm a very enthusiastic yeller and cheerleader.
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Striped galaxy northern lights sort of look. I'm happy.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Striped galaxy northern lights sort of look. I'm happy.
This is the etalk special! It's short, it's cute. It covers a decent amount! I liked it.
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This is the etalk special! It's short, it's cute. It covers a decent amount! I liked it.
Moooooood
wish i could unzip my skin and step out of my meatsuit and throw it in the washing machine on heavy duty, soak my organs in a big bowl, then take my skeleton and powerwash all the crevices & wd-40 all the joints and let it all air dry under the sun while i vibe as a floating entity in my final form
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Moooooood
Watching the etalk The BTS Phenomenon special with my mom and giggling at the fact that I can ID the live or performance or video all of the clips they use come from.
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Watching the etalk The BTS Phenomenon special with my mom and giggling at the fact that I can ID the live or performance or video all of the clips they use come from.
Oh. Oh my god my heart.
This Army woke up and chose violence today 😭😭😭😭
They've been through so much. We've waited and trusted and now we're back together and we will see each other so soon 🥹
www.instagram.com/reel/DTRPXEE...
They've been through so much. We've waited and trusted and now we're back together and we will see each other so soon 🥹
www.instagram.com/reel/DTRPXEE...
January 24, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Oh. Oh my god my heart.
Things my conservative parents said this weekend that delight me:
GenAI is terrible and I hate it. Worst thing. Hate Elon too.
Every bathroom should be unisex. You got stalls. It's fine.
Just call people the name they tell you. None of us called Cupcake his real name. He hated his real name.
GenAI is terrible and I hate it. Worst thing. Hate Elon too.
Every bathroom should be unisex. You got stalls. It's fine.
Just call people the name they tell you. None of us called Cupcake his real name. He hated his real name.
January 24, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Things my conservative parents said this weekend that delight me:
GenAI is terrible and I hate it. Worst thing. Hate Elon too.
Every bathroom should be unisex. You got stalls. It's fine.
Just call people the name they tell you. None of us called Cupcake his real name. He hated his real name.
GenAI is terrible and I hate it. Worst thing. Hate Elon too.
Every bathroom should be unisex. You got stalls. It's fine.
Just call people the name they tell you. None of us called Cupcake his real name. He hated his real name.
Omg a second cat came up I have two cats in my bed with me tonight is special (one on my toes the other my my knee) and they're purring. I feel so special.
One thing I like about being at my mom and dads is that I have a cat curled up with me in bed. After we get ourselves all sorted out with the new couch next week I suspect I might start looking at a new cat friend. I miss a cat friend.
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Omg a second cat came up I have two cats in my bed with me tonight is special (one on my toes the other my my knee) and they're purring. I feel so special.
One thing I like about being at my mom and dads is that I have a cat curled up with me in bed. After we get ourselves all sorted out with the new couch next week I suspect I might start looking at a new cat friend. I miss a cat friend.
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 AM
One thing I like about being at my mom and dads is that I have a cat curled up with me in bed. After we get ourselves all sorted out with the new couch next week I suspect I might start looking at a new cat friend. I miss a cat friend.
Blonde boi until tomorrow when we dye it however we decide.
January 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Blonde boi until tomorrow when we dye it however we decide.
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Also do not plan to drive to the Rogers Stadium - there is no parking. It will be easier to take the subway and walk if you are mobile enough to do so.
For SKZ there was also a free train back to Union station after the show. That was the most comfortable way to get back to the hotel.
For SKZ there was also a free train back to Union station after the show. That was the most comfortable way to get back to the hotel.
OKAY BESTIES - i have to do my due diligence bc I saw someone on TT planning a trip for ARMIES coming to Toronto and they were greatly misinformed already:
💜 DO NO GO TO THE ROGERS CENTRE
💜 THE CONCERT IS AT THE ROGERS STADIUM
💜 These 2 different venues that are NOT close to one another!
💜 DO NO GO TO THE ROGERS CENTRE
💜 THE CONCERT IS AT THE ROGERS STADIUM
💜 These 2 different venues that are NOT close to one another!
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Also do not plan to drive to the Rogers Stadium - there is no parking. It will be easier to take the subway and walk if you are mobile enough to do so.
For SKZ there was also a free train back to Union station after the show. That was the most comfortable way to get back to the hotel.
For SKZ there was also a free train back to Union station after the show. That was the most comfortable way to get back to the hotel.
Local hockey on at my mom's and one of the announcers is wearing a Keith Haring themed jacket and I love it.
January 24, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Local hockey on at my mom's and one of the announcers is wearing a Keith Haring themed jacket and I love it.
Watching the local news at my mom's and there is a whole little thing about the guy who was Hudson Williams 's hockey body double for #HeatedRivalry and mom was like "hey it's your hockey show" and I am pleased she knew that.
January 23, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Watching the local news at my mom's and there is a whole little thing about the guy who was Hudson Williams 's hockey body double for #HeatedRivalry and mom was like "hey it's your hockey show" and I am pleased she knew that.