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arachnocapitalist
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a short, sturdy creature, fond of drink and industry

try using ‪@xblock.aendra.dev‬ if bsky hurts lately
all of which is to say, you're probably right :(
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 AM
from my pov the mechanics of the Russian invasion of Ukraine is almost entirely smoothed over aside from "wow, such disruptive" stories about FPV drones, so the prevalence of thermobarics probably doesn't even land Over Here wrt this conflict
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I suspect it's a few points closer to "no-one (in the west) cares what happens to Chechens, to a first approximation", but still deeply unpleasant
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 AM
your glasses go so hard in this one
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 AM
so much of it is "have you stepped on this rake yet?"

I remember working on an onboarding plan for $newhire, coming up with some exercises to teach them Le Clever Haskell to avoid N+1 queries, then an hour later their onboarding buddy DMed me like "so what's an N+1 query"

this shit isn't obvious!
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 AM
🤩🤩🎶🤘🤘🤘
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
sports also gave us Randy Johnson and Dick Trickle, so,
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 AM
can't imagine why a battleship wouldn't want to have a big manly spire of ejecta marking its presence for all to see
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 AM
increasingly convinced that Josh McDaniels let 4o gameplan the super bowl
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
we never should have hurt that gorilla 😔😔
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
jfc
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
skywatch and xblock are the secret sauce to making bsky Actually Pleasant Most Of The Time
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
wow, what a towering stack of pigshit
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I don't understand _how_ it was DNS, but apparently something in my ISP's overnight maintenance poisoned the two clients I had online at the time (phone, ps5) and rebooting my pihole box fixed it? while the other computers on my network didn't get splashed?

networks are haunted
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
love too blame being a five-sigma shitbag on "my spicy brain can't social expectations"
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
kinda expected stock but this is good too 😂
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
oh
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
*whispers*
Celsius isn't good for baking either
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM