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Arachne Moon
@arachnemoon.bsky.social
AKA Lunaris

Queer | Disabled | Full Time Artist | Part Time Disaster
“Are you okay?”

How broadly are we speaking here?
If alive is an acceptable definition, then yes.

I am okay! 👍✨
January 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
What I need:
💕Snuggles💕

What I’m getting:
💥Struggles💥
January 19, 2024 at 11:32 AM
All workers should be paid a living wage.
This is because all workers are, in actuality, alive.
January 19, 2024 at 9:15 AM
So sorry I’m late! I forgot time keeps passing literally always (terrible idea)
December 28, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Face ID: 【 Face Not 
Recognized | Try 
Again】

Me: But, this is the only face I have .___.
October 23, 2023 at 3:49 AM
A haunted house, but the ghosts are just the people you’ve ghosted 👻

Those boos are personal 💀
October 14, 2023 at 6:22 AM
TFW the trends of your past make a comeback and suddenly you’re both stylish and a certified antique 💀
October 14, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Not sure I’ll ever get used to our early 2000s fashion choices rising from the grave to tell us we’re outdated.

Like some kind of Bratz themed zombie apocalypse 👄💅
October 14, 2023 at 1:32 AM
“Have you eaten today?”

Excuse me, I had a V8 Energy.
That for sure contains the life force of *at least* 1 vegetable 🥕

hAvE YoU EaTeN ToDaY 😤😒
October 12, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Needs more boardgames 🤔
October 11, 2023 at 8:31 PM
When I say I want a partner who’s “ready to commit” forget marriage, this is what I mean 😂🥰
October 11, 2023 at 6:35 PM
October 11, 2023 at 6:32 PM
October 11, 2023 at 1:40 AM
How am I?
Buckle up buttercup, we’ve been talking for less than a minute and you’re about to be in way over your head 💀
October 10, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Remember, capitalism strongly condemns idleness.
Be a rebel, take a nap 💖
October 10, 2023 at 9:00 PM
It’s important to assume that people know their own minds, bodies, genders, and orientations better than anyone else.
October 10, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Livin’ la vida loca
But not willingly
August 21, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Reposted by Arachne Moon
SAG-AFTRA Strike, explained
August 14, 2023 at 11:36 PM
August 15, 2023 at 10:28 AM
“Alright, just a little snack then back to work”

*proceeds to grab an entire feast*

✨New procrastination method unlocked✨
August 15, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Hurt by the sun, impossibly cold, deathly pale, nocturnal, insatiable craving for fruit.

I’m like a vampire if vampires had been inspired by fruit bats
🍎🍊🥭🍑🍓🥝🦇
August 15, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Me: *grabs a few essential groceries*

10 Items Or Less Cashier: That’ll be $100

🥲🫠💸

#WellThen #Thanks #Inflation
August 14, 2023 at 7:10 AM
I never Twitted so we’ll see how this goes I guess.
August 14, 2023 at 6:52 AM
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ME: [posting on Bluesky] This ain't my first rodeo, this is actually my second rodeo but the first rodeo was destroyed under strange and bizarre circumstances by a weird little billionaire
July 2, 2023 at 3:09 AM