AquiloSec
@aquilosec.bsky.social
Techy, lover of star trek, something something DNS
Occasionally shitposting. Who am I kidding, mostly shitposting
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Occasionally shitposting. Who am I kidding, mostly shitposting
♿🌈
My wife
May 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My wife
I have to wake up tomorrow. (bad) I get to sleep very cozily for the next seven or so hours. (good) I have things I have to do tomorrow. (bad) I have a late afternoon meeting tomorrow. (bad) I get to eat peanut butter with a spoon tomorrow. (good) I get to hang out and play Ena after work. (good)
April 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I have to wake up tomorrow. (bad) I get to sleep very cozily for the next seven or so hours. (good) I have things I have to do tomorrow. (bad) I have a late afternoon meeting tomorrow. (bad) I get to eat peanut butter with a spoon tomorrow. (good) I get to hang out and play Ena after work. (good)
How to ask people if they want to tie me up but in like a science way. I just want to see what will happen. For science
April 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How to ask people if they want to tie me up but in like a science way. I just want to see what will happen. For science
I genuinely think more about the helly real / helena r bush dilemma thank I do about paying my taxes. Like that Tumblr user was right; girl CANNOT catch a break. Helena please let her be free
April 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I genuinely think more about the helly real / helena r bush dilemma thank I do about paying my taxes. Like that Tumblr user was right; girl CANNOT catch a break. Helena please let her be free
👎 working on my book
👍 writing shitty poetry
👍 writing shitty poetry
January 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
👎 working on my book
👍 writing shitty poetry
👍 writing shitty poetry
Reposted by AquiloSec
Hello, security engineer that has installed CrowdStrike on thousands of computers.
A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening.
Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.
A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening.
Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.
July 19, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Hello, security engineer that has installed CrowdStrike on thousands of computers.
A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening.
Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.
A thread on the outage and what is exactly happening.
Here’s a quick explainer on what *seems* to be the cause of the CrowdStrike outage and why it happened so quickly.
It's a bit weird that employers want to know which wallpaper you use before they employ you but who am I to judge
April 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
It's a bit weird that employers want to know which wallpaper you use before they employ you but who am I to judge
The movie "Her" is so cool I wish phones were real
April 15, 2024 at 10:30 PM
The movie "Her" is so cool I wish phones were real
They cancelled lower decks D: !!! man
April 13, 2024 at 9:20 PM
They cancelled lower decks D: !!! man
I will keep thinking this and I will keep getting into arguments with people over this. AI is the most successful marketing campaign EVER. I'm convinced you could sell that an AI can do any number of inconceivable things to a room full of stakeholders and get your crazy startup funded immediately
April 13, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I will keep thinking this and I will keep getting into arguments with people over this. AI is the most successful marketing campaign EVER. I'm convinced you could sell that an AI can do any number of inconceivable things to a room full of stakeholders and get your crazy startup funded immediately
John Johnson | CEO @ FutureNow: Our REVOLUTIONARY, AI-POWERED product will COMPLETELY CHANGE how the [placeholder] industry operates, using the latest and greatest AI Machine Learning Blockchain Web3 Crypto technology.
Customer: wow!!!
Customer: ok so what does it do?
John: chatbot
Customer: wow!!!
Customer: ok so what does it do?
John: chatbot
April 13, 2024 at 8:59 PM
John Johnson | CEO @ FutureNow: Our REVOLUTIONARY, AI-POWERED product will COMPLETELY CHANGE how the [placeholder] industry operates, using the latest and greatest AI Machine Learning Blockchain Web3 Crypto technology.
Customer: wow!!!
Customer: ok so what does it do?
John: chatbot
Customer: wow!!!
Customer: ok so what does it do?
John: chatbot
I can't stop thinking about the fact that the one Trek movie Shanter directed involves him literally MEETING and then powning God in an epic battle of witticism. Guys I think shatner may have had a bit of an ego problem. Just a hunch
Meanwhile Nimoy's topic of choice was whales. Just, whales
Meanwhile Nimoy's topic of choice was whales. Just, whales
April 13, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I can't stop thinking about the fact that the one Trek movie Shanter directed involves him literally MEETING and then powning God in an epic battle of witticism. Guys I think shatner may have had a bit of an ego problem. Just a hunch
Meanwhile Nimoy's topic of choice was whales. Just, whales
Meanwhile Nimoy's topic of choice was whales. Just, whales
Blue sky? Uhh mine is like a nice shade of cement gray but yeah sure!
April 13, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Blue sky? Uhh mine is like a nice shade of cement gray but yeah sure!