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A... Alright!

[ They raise their paw, asking for a blueberry milkshake, and a strawberry flavor for themselves. ]

It's... silly, you k-know? I never thought you'd like blueberry! Maybe I haven't really... um, what's the word? Studied ya well enough to know that?
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
O... okie dokie!

[ A few steps, holding paws together, they snuzzle closer to Patches every minute wasted... ]

[ Then, they finally arrive at the milkshake parlkor! Olive sits down, looking at Patchie and waiting for them to sit down. ]

What would you like, Patchie...?
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
[ Oh, they're starting to get ready to pour a very much stolen can of gasoline in styrofoam. ]

L-Let's see if it makes sparks!
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
And, um, I got into the infirmary once or twice cause of it, but I just c-can't stop chewing pens!
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
T... Thank you, Patchie! I knew you'd accept eventually!

Um, what do you say we go now?

[ They get up, stretching a little before offering you a paw! ]
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
[ Chuckling, seems that they notice how you're being boosted by the affection... ]

O-Of course you are! Deep down, and even outside... up?

What's the word for that, again...?

[ They mean you're also nice in the outside. ]

[+]
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Um, say... I... I needed to ask you something...

I got a few bucks piled up, and um... I wanted to ask y... you! You, yeah!

If you wanted to go get something nice to drink? L... like a milkshake? For fr... free!
October 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
O... Of course! I'm glad that got you back in your paws!

[ They comment, snuzzling their face into your paw at the petting... ]

Patchie, seriously... y-you REALLY are a good boyo, deep down!
October 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
[Oh, their tail wags even faster! Thudding against you, and their eyes sparkle...]

C-Closest friend?! Wowie! I feel like I'm the coolest dog 'round t-town!

To be sincere, um... having so many friends, it's kinda hard to have ONE favorite, ya know...? So d-don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite!
September 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Also, err... b-because I kinda have just been hanging out with you, I should notice if something's off, right? That's w-what my furend senses are for!

[Olive looks away, slowly laying down on your lap, their eyes closing.]

But, n-not many people really have time to hang out with me, except you!
September 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
[Well, their tail wags at least! Seems that answer satisfied them, they slowly grab your paw and put it on their head again, their hair is... a mess, to say the least.]

Y-You don't have to talk about these feelings, ya'nno? If I can help in any way, I will be there, Patchie!

(+)
September 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
W-Well, I can barely keep my eyes wide open for more than 3 seconds, so...

But! I am feeling purrfect! P-Patchie has been hanging out with me, and it's a super duper fun experience! M-maybe you should come, too?

Unless you have something prepared, I know how busy cats can get!
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Someone online s-said this image represented me w-well...
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
[Well, after a good 20 seconds, Olive blinks...]

G-gosh darn it, hehe... you won! I really need to get better at that...

... so, um, let's talk about something else! Besides me sucking at staring competitions, how are you today?
September 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
[An accidental staring competition starts! They stare at you, doing nothing, except... breathing?]
September 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
[A staring competition accidentally starts! They stare at you with nothing going on their head.]
September 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Y-Yup!

【They lean into the petting, stuffing their face on your paw...】

Patchie, if there's... anything, y-you're feeling stressed about, can you let me k-know first? Pretty please with bacon on top?
September 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Y-YAAAYY! Come here, y-you!

【Unpredictably (maybe not so much?) Olive starts licking Patches gently, eugh... they pull back after like 12 seconds.】

I-I knew you would never lie to m-me! Or I would be really upset and cry! And die! From a h-heart attack!
September 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Okay, h-how about you write that type of information in a diary? S-so you're always up to date.

Besides, y-you could always make a quick buck based off certain activities! I e-even made 2 bucks and 40 cents with my um... baking business!
September 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How about... w-we all sit down, have fun and eat some yummy treats!

Um, w-without the privacy invading...? Cause you're ALSO a good dog?
September 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
P-please don't? Privacy is v-very important!
September 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
W-well, um... I-I can't stop you, can I? A-as long as you don't... Kill anyone, I can allow it!

【Olive seems to keep their hug tight and firm, patting Patches gently.】

You'll always b-be a good boy in my eyes, no matter what!
September 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
【Olive looks around before going for another hug, not pulling away this time.】

I-I... Um, sorry, haha— I just...

【They're growing pretty quiet, clearly bothered about something, but the hug seems to calm them down.】
September 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Mmh... I-I still don't think you two s-should be talking about it...
September 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
B-but you're encouraging it! W-we all need Patches on his best behavior!
September 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM