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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙙𝙤𝙜!

( Reposts and likes appreciated! )

— Not associated with 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗔𝗽𝗮𝘄𝗰𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗲 or 90% 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗼𝘀! —
Pinned
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ I'm 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲, and I've c-come
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ to terms with my own
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ death...!
A... Alright!

[ They raise their paw, asking for a blueberry milkshake, and a strawberry flavor for themselves. ]

It's... silly, you k-know? I never thought you'd like blueberry! Maybe I haven't really... um, what's the word? Studied ya well enough to know that?
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I like
(Potatoes!)

I don't like
(Tomatoes!)

I'm goin' fishing,
('cause I'm on a mission!)
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Reposted by 🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 'yo yo yo, if you don't shut your mouth, imma shut it for you, PUNK!'
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎- hit ya (hit ya) with the (with the) punk (punk) tactics!

‎ ‎
‎ ‎
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
(What's a Saccharine...?)
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
O... okie dokie!

[ A few steps, holding paws together, they snuzzle closer to Patches every minute wasted... ]

[ Then, they finally arrive at the milkshake parlkor! Olive sits down, looking at Patchie and waiting for them to sit down. ]

What would you like, Patchie...?
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
[ Oh, they're starting to get ready to pour a very much stolen can of gasoline in styrofoam. ]

L-Let's see if it makes sparks!
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
S... Sometimes when I get too hungry, I like to start biting into pens I find anywhere...
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
B-Birthday! Or should I say, p... pupday...?
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Reposted by 🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀
// Anyone can Cook!
October 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
[ Chuckling, seems that they notice how you're being boosted by the affection... ]

O-Of course you are! Deep down, and even outside... up?

What's the word for that, again...?

[ They mean you're also nice in the outside. ]

[+]
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Reposted by 🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀
“ To one of your 𝙉𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙔 clients, this is a real chance for me... ”

🌙 ━ #KnightsOfGuinevere | #parodybsky | #mvrp

NSFW DNI
MINORS DNI

Penned by Pie
October 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
O... Of course! I'm glad that got you back in your paws!

[ They comment, snuzzling their face into your paw at the petting... ]

Patchie, seriously... y-you REALLY are a good boyo, deep down!
October 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
[Oh, their tail wags even faster! Thudding against you, and their eyes sparkle...]

C-Closest friend?! Wowie! I feel like I'm the coolest dog 'round t-town!

To be sincere, um... having so many friends, it's kinda hard to have ONE favorite, ya know...? So d-don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite!
September 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
... what does Mx Higgins mean...?
September 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
pie✦

(for all the moots who make other parody accs to follow and support me, I can never thank you enough)
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
[Well, their tail wags at least! Seems that answer satisfied them, they slowly grab your paw and put it on their head again, their hair is... a mess, to say the least.]

Y-You don't have to talk about these feelings, ya'nno? If I can help in any way, I will be there, Patchie!

(+)
September 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
W-Well, I can barely keep my eyes wide open for more than 3 seconds, so...

But! I am feeling purrfect! P-Patchie has been hanging out with me, and it's a super duper fun experience! M-maybe you should come, too?

Unless you have something prepared, I know how busy cats can get!
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Someone online s-said this image represented me w-well...
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
[Well, after a good 20 seconds, Olive blinks...]

G-gosh darn it, hehe... you won! I really need to get better at that...

... so, um, let's talk about something else! Besides me sucking at staring competitions, how are you today?
September 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
[An accidental staring competition starts! They stare at you, doing nothing, except... breathing?]
September 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
[A staring competition accidentally starts! They stare at you with nothing going on their head.]
September 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Y-Yup!

【They lean into the petting, stuffing their face on your paw...】

Patchie, if there's... anything, y-you're feeling stressed about, can you let me k-know first? Pretty please with bacon on top?
September 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Y-YAAAYY! Come here, y-you!

【Unpredictably (maybe not so much?) Olive starts licking Patches gently, eugh... they pull back after like 12 seconds.】

I-I knew you would never lie to m-me! Or I would be really upset and cry! And die! From a h-heart attack!
September 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Okay, h-how about you write that type of information in a diary? S-so you're always up to date.

Besides, y-you could always make a quick buck based off certain activities! I e-even made 2 bucks and 40 cents with my um... baking business!
September 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How about... w-we all sit down, have fun and eat some yummy treats!

Um, w-without the privacy invading...? Cause you're ALSO a good dog?
September 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM