April Richardson
@aprilrichardson.com
You all know me as Joe the Policeman from the 'What's Goin' Down' episode of "That's My Mama."
I'm from Atlanta, then L.A., now Brighton, England.
baremins.com
tinyurl.com/s87534nn
I'm from Atlanta, then L.A., now Brighton, England.
baremins.com
tinyurl.com/s87534nn
I am defying @pftompkins.bsky.social's wishes of no replies and no quote replies on this to tell you this is exactly how I feel about Wonderful Christmastime
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I am defying @pftompkins.bsky.social's wishes of no replies and no quote replies on this to tell you this is exactly how I feel about Wonderful Christmastime
post a meme made by you
September 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
post a meme made by you
I gotta pin my formerly pinned tweet here because I genuinely think about it a lot; I wrote this down as soon as he said it at the Pulp doc premiere in L.A., and still try to keep it in mind when making anything.
August 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I gotta pin my formerly pinned tweet here because I genuinely think about it a lot; I wrote this down as soon as he said it at the Pulp doc premiere in L.A., and still try to keep it in mind when making anything.
Paul Heaton is so underrated as a lyricist; also if you replace the mentions of the queen in this song with Trump it could have been written last week. Most Housemartins songs hold up today!
June 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Paul Heaton is so underrated as a lyricist; also if you replace the mentions of the queen in this song with Trump it could have been written last week. Most Housemartins songs hold up today!
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Me after the UK got nil points at last night’s Eurovision
May 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Me after the UK got nil points at last night’s Eurovision
Like, just THINK of all the melodies this dude has put in your head for decades and decades and still, zero ego. Duh, The Smiths, but SO MUCH ELSE. So much! For this album alone I’d be like, “No one make eye contact with me and my rider is 7,000 pages long”
May 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Like, just THINK of all the melodies this dude has put in your head for decades and decades and still, zero ego. Duh, The Smiths, but SO MUCH ELSE. So much! For this album alone I’d be like, “No one make eye contact with me and my rider is 7,000 pages long”
Johnny Marr all day, baby! Here’s him being nice while I’m literally going, “YOU’RE THE FUCKING BEST, MAN!” right in his face with zero chill
May 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Johnny Marr all day, baby! Here’s him being nice while I’m literally going, “YOU’RE THE FUCKING BEST, MAN!” right in his face with zero chill
Also I remember the pull-up bar seemed to be like, 10 FEET off the ground with zero padding or mats underneath?!!? So it was like, "Hey hang here struggling for a few minutes in front of the entire gym and hope you don't fall & get an immediate spinal injury!" The only child who could do pull-ups:
April 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Also I remember the pull-up bar seemed to be like, 10 FEET off the ground with zero padding or mats underneath?!!? So it was like, "Hey hang here struggling for a few minutes in front of the entire gym and hope you don't fall & get an immediate spinal injury!" The only child who could do pull-ups:
I'm on the latest @thedollop.bsky.social telling @daveanthony.bsky.social & glowing skin @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social about a strong stance I've taken since, I don't know, birth: Stay out of space and the deep ocean.
omny.fm/shows/the-do...
omny.fm/shows/the-do...
April 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm on the latest @thedollop.bsky.social telling @daveanthony.bsky.social & glowing skin @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social about a strong stance I've taken since, I don't know, birth: Stay out of space and the deep ocean.
omny.fm/shows/the-do...
omny.fm/shows/the-do...
This was my attempt at a Hemingway joke, but I put my real dummy feelings about this on Instagram
April 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This was my attempt at a Hemingway joke, but I put my real dummy feelings about this on Instagram
On trash: two cones, never licked
April 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
On trash: two cones, never licked
some of us read the classics
March 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
some of us read the classics
Also all this money and “anti-aging” tech to look like the ghost of a vampire
March 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Also all this money and “anti-aging” tech to look like the ghost of a vampire
“Hey I wonder if aliens exist?” YES THEY ARE IN THE OCEAN DUMMY. This is an ALIEN LIFE FORM. This fucking guy is AVERAGE compared to other shit down there! I think space is none of our business too but I guarantee you if we find dudes living on Mars or wherever they will look friendlier than this
February 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
“Hey I wonder if aliens exist?” YES THEY ARE IN THE OCEAN DUMMY. This is an ALIEN LIFE FORM. This fucking guy is AVERAGE compared to other shit down there! I think space is none of our business too but I guarantee you if we find dudes living on Mars or wherever they will look friendlier than this
Bad news, buddy:
February 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Bad news, buddy:
This fucking thing was on my Instagram & I think the only people who should have to sign NDAs are those who study these shits. DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS & DEFINITELY DON’T SHOW FOOTAGE! KEEP THIS A SECRET! NONE OF OUR BUSINESS! STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN! This thing doesn’t want its picture taken either!
February 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This fucking thing was on my Instagram & I think the only people who should have to sign NDAs are those who study these shits. DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS & DEFINITELY DON’T SHOW FOOTAGE! KEEP THIS A SECRET! NONE OF OUR BUSINESS! STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN! This thing doesn’t want its picture taken either!
Resume OPTIONAL! We hire purely on vibes
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Resume OPTIONAL! We hire purely on vibes
Hey, real quick, this is nuts:
I am looking for a job and have been for a while. I apply for a lot of things via LinkedIn & just now clicked on a link there for a proofreading position that took me to this wild-ass screen
I am looking for a job and have been for a while. I apply for a lot of things via LinkedIn & just now clicked on a link there for a proofreading position that took me to this wild-ass screen
January 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hey, real quick, this is nuts:
I am looking for a job and have been for a while. I apply for a lot of things via LinkedIn & just now clicked on a link there for a proofreading position that took me to this wild-ass screen
I am looking for a job and have been for a while. I apply for a lot of things via LinkedIn & just now clicked on a link there for a proofreading position that took me to this wild-ass screen
Perhaps here y'all will find a brief respite from the world's unending horror by collectively mocking my stupidity, because during another rewatch of Mad Men, I am again reminded that I will go to my grave not understanding what this ad is supposed to mean? Or what the joke is? If there is one?
January 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Perhaps here y'all will find a brief respite from the world's unending horror by collectively mocking my stupidity, because during another rewatch of Mad Men, I am again reminded that I will go to my grave not understanding what this ad is supposed to mean? Or what the joke is? If there is one?
out. It was awesome. She was in her literal death bed & still making these people who came to visit her laugh & smile. I know saying this kind of shit is such a cliche, but I learned so much. This is the last photo I took of my nana; she died two days later. (Everyone always comments on her teeth
December 31, 2024 at 10:17 AM
out. It was awesome. She was in her literal death bed & still making these people who came to visit her laugh & smile. I know saying this kind of shit is such a cliche, but I learned so much. This is the last photo I took of my nana; she died two days later. (Everyone always comments on her teeth
"I don't care what we name our business as long as it's an acronym!"
December 9, 2024 at 11:51 PM
"I don't care what we name our business as long as it's an acronym!"