Rap Icon Lauryn Hill for the 2025 #MetGala

#fashionsky

BREENICK BREENICK BREENICK BREENICK SORRY THEY ARE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS! #oathbound

Listening to Oathbound and hearing Teddy come in for Nick…. Oh this is SERIOUS #oathbound

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.

Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it.

Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.

READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND

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I wrote about my feelings on Gladiator II: I liked it, but it could've been more. open.substack.com/pub/junkette...

Write generously for an audience who loves your work, not defensively for an audience who hates it

Okay but have you ever wondered what if he’s written “mine” on my upper thigh?? But only in my mind?????

#nowwatching

Hey Kendrick,

Can you and Beyoncé have a super quick meeting to coordinate y’all’s tour tickets going on sale? We know it’s coming. You know it’s coming. So if y’all could just discuss so there at least a few pay periods in between, that’d be really cool.

Thanks.

So what you have to understand is, sometimes the best part of waking up is Folger’s in your cup.

Just got out of Wicked…. GOOD NEWSSSSSSSSSSS! SHE’S DEAAAAAAADDDDDDD!

Timothee’s new Rolling Stone shoot is fantastic I fear

I haven’t moved on from Prime having ads. Where is the class action because this is egregious.

Did my gyno just send me a link to her pro-life children’s book??!?!!!!?!!!

🗣️WHERE ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE???!?!

Anyway, shameless promo since I’ve decided blue sky will be the “professional” account. open.substack.com/pub/junkette

well well well… perhaps this is how I start my shitposting career