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I root for whichever of Ole Miss and Auburn is pissing me off less.
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#ProtectTransKids
Death by Lightning: excellent, thank you, next obscure president please!

Betty Gilpin’s wig in the last scene: a capital offense.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In the last 36 hours I have:
-gone to the barn with my sister and met her new horse
-gone to my first game at Autzen Stadium
-stayed in a cute farmhouse on a river
-watched the Rebs get to 10-1 for the first time ever
-had a great time with my sister and brother-in-law
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Can check
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Autzen Stadium is a 10/10 experience so far.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I just had good onion rings at an airport bar AMA
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Claim it before you pause your membership or you can’t get it
Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it.

This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Most of y’all call it Friendsgiving. We call it Thankstaking, it’s going down in an hour, and it’s the best meal of the year.

How many raw oysters and deviled eggs do y’all think I can eat?
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Taking a knee to win with 1st and Goal, up 14-13, is the most Army game ending I’ve ever seen.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
They all asked for @rouxgarou.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Omg INSTANTLY a Western fan. Would run through a wall for this guy.
New Fansville ad this weekend with A NEW TEAM IN THE FANSVILLE UNIVERSE
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When you’ve bought tickets to an LSU game before, they mail you the dirty laundry
October 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Good job LSU
He’s literally just a guy. Hit him with your car.
October 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sexy college football coaches poll
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We always joked about Saban yelling at people but I think Brian Kelly might pull a knife and shank somebody before this game is over.
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Probably the first MBA hoops footage on national television
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Cars stopped having big ol springy antennas as some point and we mostly didn’t notice
October 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Being called “lass” by Phyllis Crane from
“Call the Midwife” would fix me.
October 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I was married but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Anybody need your ride pimped while I’m here?
October 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m sorry but storming the field after beating Iowa State is tragic
October 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Happy National Coming Out Day to all but especially to my amazing trans homies. The worst people in the world are trying to erase you because they’re terrified of your unwillingness to bow before colonialism and patriarchy. Keep being exactly who you are, and with your example may we all be so bold.
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Going to the #RoseBowl today except not for a game, for a Chappell Roan concert on on the adjacent golf course.
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Reposted by Applecores in the Applecar
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’ve been friends IRL with internet people for more than a decade
God damn, some of yall been following each other online for a decade?!!
October 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Mobile
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM