JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation

Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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I hope bobbyg steps on legos every morning getting outta bed

The House Ethics Committee should still release the Matt Gaetz report. Pass it on.

We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”

Now that Matt Gaetz has dropped out of the race perhaps we can nominate John Wayne Gacy for Attorney General instead.

River Nile seen from the ISS

2. Here's an image from a presentation I gave to Twitter, representing the Twitter bird freed from a closed platform to fly in Bluesky's open ecosystem.

Having flashbacks to 2010 and my first account on the bad place app