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Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton
@apothecaryhelm.bsky.social
Wülferhampton’s friendly quack (not related to Rubber Ducky KFC of the Kingdom of Pinguwalda)
Purveyor of miracle cures.
New sore? Persistent rash? Enquire within.
Confidentiality *not* guaranteed.
#Wülferhampton
October 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
PROOF
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If you need anything, do let us know.
October 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Your friendly #Wülferhampton Apothecary can help you with any of the following conditions below.

Enquire within.
August 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Our sincere apologies. Happy to exchange the duff version with our latest bestseller 👇🏼
July 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In response to numerous requests and as a @wulfhelm.bsky.social #FOF Special, we now have a limited stock of @themeadhallbard.bsky.social Action Toy!

Complete with his Fender Telecaster and a cauldron of the Cook’s Yuletide Sprouts!

Get yours while supplies last!
April 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
*Wülferhampton Exclusive* only available from your Apothecary

Get your very own @wulfhelm.bsky.social Action Hero!

Complete with:
1. Goblet for accidental wine
2. The Chinese Foods
3. Bob the B’stard
April 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
If you wish to know if you are Middle-Aged, drop in for a free assessment at your local #Wülferhampton Apothecary.
April 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Your #Wülferhampton Apothecary has been investing in the latest PPE as the ‘classic’ version does not seem to provide effective protection. We now have a selection depending on what ailment we are treating.
March 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
BREAKING NEWS
brought to you by @anglenewslive.bsky.social

Live scenes from the Mead Hall while @wulfhelm.bsky.social is away - again.
February 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
#Wülferhamptonians this is a helpful check list.

You’re welcome.
December 20, 2024 at 11:39 AM
The apothecary is concerned that some citizens of Wülferhampton are consulting WebMD Middle Ages instead of getting proper medical attention from a professional.
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
You are correct. These funnels are also used to serve mead at the Mead Hall.
August 26, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Bard, heard you have permanently moved here. Saw this earlier and thought you may appreciate.
August 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM