Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton
@apothecaryhelm.bsky.social
Wülferhampton’s friendly quack (not related to Rubber Ducky KFC of the Kingdom of Pinguwalda)
Purveyor of miracle cures.
New sore? Persistent rash? Enquire within.
Confidentiality *not* guaranteed.
#Wülferhampton
Purveyor of miracle cures.
New sore? Persistent rash? Enquire within.
Confidentiality *not* guaranteed.
#Wülferhampton
Pinned
*Wülferhampton Exclusive* only available from your Apothecary
Get your very own @wulfhelm.bsky.social Action Hero!
Complete with:
1. Goblet for accidental wine
2. The Chinese Foods
3. Bob the B’stard
Get your very own @wulfhelm.bsky.social Action Hero!
Complete with:
1. Goblet for accidental wine
2. The Chinese Foods
3. Bob the B’stard
@ladyesmerelda72.bsky.social
We understand you suffer from too many ‘mushrooms’. Happy to offer the #Wülferhampton equivalent of Canesten.
You’re welcome.
We understand you suffer from too many ‘mushrooms’. Happy to offer the #Wülferhampton equivalent of Canesten.
You’re welcome.
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@ladyesmerelda72.bsky.social
We understand you suffer from too many ‘mushrooms’. Happy to offer the #Wülferhampton equivalent of Canesten.
You’re welcome.
We understand you suffer from too many ‘mushrooms’. Happy to offer the #Wülferhampton equivalent of Canesten.
You’re welcome.
Ahem! Surely it’s yours truly.
September 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ahem! Surely it’s yours truly.
Your friendly #Wülferhampton Apothecary can help you with any of the following conditions below.
Enquire within.
Enquire within.
August 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Your friendly #Wülferhampton Apothecary can help you with any of the following conditions below.
Enquire within.
Enquire within.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The Apothecary is well aware of this so only Wülferhampton characters will be created for obvious reasons.
The Apothecary is well aware of this so only Wülferhampton characters will be created for obvious reasons.
ChatGPT AI action dolls: Concerns around the Barbie-like viral social trend
As online users create Barbie-like dolls of themselves, experts urge caution over AI's energy and data use.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The Apothecary is well aware of this so only Wülferhampton characters will be created for obvious reasons.
The Apothecary is well aware of this so only Wülferhampton characters will be created for obvious reasons.
In response to numerous requests and as a @wulfhelm.bsky.social #FOF Special, we now have a limited stock of @themeadhallbard.bsky.social Action Toy!
Complete with his Fender Telecaster and a cauldron of the Cook’s Yuletide Sprouts!
Get yours while supplies last!
Complete with his Fender Telecaster and a cauldron of the Cook’s Yuletide Sprouts!
Get yours while supplies last!
April 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
In response to numerous requests and as a @wulfhelm.bsky.social #FOF Special, we now have a limited stock of @themeadhallbard.bsky.social Action Toy!
Complete with his Fender Telecaster and a cauldron of the Cook’s Yuletide Sprouts!
Get yours while supplies last!
Complete with his Fender Telecaster and a cauldron of the Cook’s Yuletide Sprouts!
Get yours while supplies last!
*Wülferhampton Exclusive* only available from your Apothecary
Get your very own @wulfhelm.bsky.social Action Hero!
Complete with:
1. Goblet for accidental wine
2. The Chinese Foods
3. Bob the B’stard
Get your very own @wulfhelm.bsky.social Action Hero!
Complete with:
1. Goblet for accidental wine
2. The Chinese Foods
3. Bob the B’stard
April 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
*Wülferhampton Exclusive* only available from your Apothecary
Get your very own @wulfhelm.bsky.social Action Hero!
Complete with:
1. Goblet for accidental wine
2. The Chinese Foods
3. Bob the B’stard
Get your very own @wulfhelm.bsky.social Action Hero!
Complete with:
1. Goblet for accidental wine
2. The Chinese Foods
3. Bob the B’stard
If you wish to know if you are Middle-Aged, drop in for a free assessment at your local #Wülferhampton Apothecary.
April 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
If you wish to know if you are Middle-Aged, drop in for a free assessment at your local #Wülferhampton Apothecary.
Your #Wülferhampton Apothecary has been investing in the latest PPE as the ‘classic’ version does not seem to provide effective protection. We now have a selection depending on what ailment we are treating.
March 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Your #Wülferhampton Apothecary has been investing in the latest PPE as the ‘classic’ version does not seem to provide effective protection. We now have a selection depending on what ailment we are treating.
BREAKING NEWS
brought to you by @anglenewslive.bsky.social
Live scenes from the Mead Hall while @wulfhelm.bsky.social is away - again.
brought to you by @anglenewslive.bsky.social
Live scenes from the Mead Hall while @wulfhelm.bsky.social is away - again.
February 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
BREAKING NEWS
brought to you by @anglenewslive.bsky.social
Live scenes from the Mead Hall while @wulfhelm.bsky.social is away - again.
brought to you by @anglenewslive.bsky.social
Live scenes from the Mead Hall while @wulfhelm.bsky.social is away - again.
@modorhelm.bsky.social
We are delighted that your ladyship has made the journey over to the blue yonder!
We look forward to welcoming you to our humble shoppe.
We are delighted that your ladyship has made the journey over to the blue yonder!
We look forward to welcoming you to our humble shoppe.
a man with a long beard says welcome back
ALT: a man with a long beard says welcome back
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December 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
@modorhelm.bsky.social
We are delighted that your ladyship has made the journey over to the blue yonder!
We look forward to welcoming you to our humble shoppe.
We are delighted that your ladyship has made the journey over to the blue yonder!
We look forward to welcoming you to our humble shoppe.
December 20, 2024 at 11:39 AM
The apothecary is concerned that some citizens of Wülferhampton are consulting WebMD Middle Ages instead of getting proper medical attention from a professional.
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
The apothecary is concerned that some citizens of Wülferhampton are consulting WebMD Middle Ages instead of getting proper medical attention from a professional.
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November 13, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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A #Zeeland merfolk legend to appear on East London Radio this month. Story by yours truly, illustrated by Julie Gorringe, narrated by #DefraggedHistory.
#AmWriting #TheFlyingDutchman
#AmWriting #TheFlyingDutchman
June 15, 2024 at 2:15 PM
A #Zeeland merfolk legend to appear on East London Radio this month. Story by yours truly, illustrated by Julie Gorringe, narrated by #DefraggedHistory.
#AmWriting #TheFlyingDutchman
#AmWriting #TheFlyingDutchman
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I thought we're close enough now to start the Yuletide carols....
December 18, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I thought we're close enough now to start the Yuletide carols....
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SPROUT BULLETIN
One of the sous serfs let the fire under the sprout cauldron get too hot and it's boiled over. Wülferhampton residents are advised to stay indoors and their plug doors and windows until the miasma clears.
View of the big tree from the Mead Hall...
One of the sous serfs let the fire under the sprout cauldron get too hot and it's boiled over. Wülferhampton residents are advised to stay indoors and their plug doors and windows until the miasma clears.
View of the big tree from the Mead Hall...
December 10, 2023 at 11:52 PM
SPROUT BULLETIN
One of the sous serfs let the fire under the sprout cauldron get too hot and it's boiled over. Wülferhampton residents are advised to stay indoors and their plug doors and windows until the miasma clears.
View of the big tree from the Mead Hall...
One of the sous serfs let the fire under the sprout cauldron get too hot and it's boiled over. Wülferhampton residents are advised to stay indoors and their plug doors and windows until the miasma clears.
View of the big tree from the Mead Hall...
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2.1.0 is up!
- GIFs are here!
- You can now see and posts GIFs from deck.blue! They're fully compatible with @graysky.app and @skeets-app.bsky.social
- You can disable autoplay in the settings and also pause them by clicking!
Also a really requested fix:
- Enabled spellcheck in the post composer!
- GIFs are here!
- You can now see and posts GIFs from deck.blue! They're fully compatible with @graysky.app and @skeets-app.bsky.social
- You can disable autoplay in the settings and also pause them by clicking!
Also a really requested fix:
- Enabled spellcheck in the post composer!
Pikachu Shocked Face Stunned GIF
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2023 at 4:54 PM
2.1.0 is up!
- GIFs are here!
- You can now see and posts GIFs from deck.blue! They're fully compatible with @graysky.app and @skeets-app.bsky.social
- You can disable autoplay in the settings and also pause them by clicking!
Also a really requested fix:
- Enabled spellcheck in the post composer!
- GIFs are here!
- You can now see and posts GIFs from deck.blue! They're fully compatible with @graysky.app and @skeets-app.bsky.social
- You can disable autoplay in the settings and also pause them by clicking!
Also a really requested fix:
- Enabled spellcheck in the post composer!
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October 25, 2023 at 11:44 AM
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Good afternoon 💙sky folk. This was the sky this morning. I thought it looked more like an omen to the world 👀😳
October 22, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Good afternoon 💙sky folk. This was the sky this morning. I thought it looked more like an omen to the world 👀😳
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social
Please note disclaimer in my bio 🐤🦆
Please note disclaimer in my bio 🐤🦆
October 17, 2023 at 12:01 PM
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social
Please note disclaimer in my bio 🐤🦆
Please note disclaimer in my bio 🐤🦆
Your apothecary has successfully relocated to where the skies are blue. Do pop in to say hello!
October 17, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Your apothecary has successfully relocated to where the skies are blue. Do pop in to say hello!