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With how the preview trimmed this headline, I thought it was from The Onion.
Noticed it was from WaPo, and rather than immediately assume the headline was trimmed, I started trying to figure out what nonagenarian was about to go out with a bang. That's how crazy our timeline is.
Screenshot of the quoted post, with a red circle around the trimmed headline, reading "Supreme Court Seems Ready To Blow Up A 90-Year-Old".
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Nobody can tell me this doesn't just smolder with libido.
All men wish they were Mr Bean.
Mr Bean, at the beach, in a grey sport coat and red tie, giving the camera side-eye with trademark raised eyebrows and cheeky grin.
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Screenshot from Beevis and Butthead Do America. Beevis and Butthead crawl through the desert, weak and sweaty. Butthead looks up and says, "The sun sucks."
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Whoops.
*lichen
Teal and brown lichen on a stick, matching the coloration of the frog in the original post.
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Santa *is* real, but he's a jerk...
Screenshot from "Cunk on Christmas," with Philomena Cunk (Diane Morgan) by a Santa statue, saying "The good children will get lots of presents and so, it turns out, with the bad children. In fact, the only ones who won't get very much are the poor children. That's because Santa judges a child's goodness based largely on parental income."
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Sorry for the confusion.
Screenshot of the original comments in the thread, starting with Patrick Fenelon, saying, "I called bullshit in January. Unfortunately, you can't short stocks unless you know exactly when things collapse." Apostle O replied, "The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent." Debbie Lefkowitz asked, "What does that even mean?"
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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This is the ideal horse body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Fun Fact: The actor that played the possessed hand made a cameo in Liar Liar, stunt-doubling for Jim Carrey's hand when playing "The Claw" with his son. Same actor that played "Thing" in The Addams Family (though he was recast in the sequel).
Please, no fact checking...
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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A sign for "CORVID TESTING --->" followed by a digital thermometer pointed at a crow reading "YES".
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I love the dromon, but this is Chinese junk erasure, and I will not stand for it.
Sectional diagram of a medieval Chinese junk.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Every day, I wake up as TLJ in The Fugitive.
Tommy Lee Jones as Samuel Gerard in The Fugitive, holding up his hands saying, "I don't care."
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Nah, the US government supported drugs in its war against drugs, too.

US Government, in *any* situation:
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Lately, I keep hearing Princess Leia speaking to Grand Moff Tarkin.
"The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."
Screenshot of a Bluesky post, reading, "my gut says that the authoritarian cult and the oligarch cult do some really dumb shit in response to this that, wouldn't you know it, leads to further radicalizing moments for normie americans".
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Drone-delivered pumpkins, you say...? 😈
Willem Defoe grinning as Green Goblin in Spider-Man.
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM