😈 Laney The Monster 🧛♀️
@apopularmonster.bsky.social
The "ActualPopularMonster" from 🧵 Born to Battle Taco Tits the Dick-Tator.
Wife of a Gremlin, Mother of Demons, Green Witch, hairdresser, hooker (of yarn 🧶)
Ready to fuck shit up for the greater good.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
🚫MAGA🚫
🚫NO DM'S!🚫
She/Her/Madam 😈
Wife of a Gremlin, Mother of Demons, Green Witch, hairdresser, hooker (of yarn 🧶)
Ready to fuck shit up for the greater good.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
🚫MAGA🚫
🚫NO DM'S!🚫
She/Her/Madam 😈
We had our Mr Downy here earlier for peanuts. Today is a feast for everyone 💜
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We had our Mr Downy here earlier for peanuts. Today is a feast for everyone 💜
"Break yo neck!!!!"
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Break yo neck!!!!"
He's the only one I remember.
And this dude, for some stupid reason. I used to watch Dragonball Z sometimes, after Samurai Jack was over.
And this dude, for some stupid reason. I used to watch Dragonball Z sometimes, after Samurai Jack was over.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
He's the only one I remember.
And this dude, for some stupid reason. I used to watch Dragonball Z sometimes, after Samurai Jack was over.
And this dude, for some stupid reason. I used to watch Dragonball Z sometimes, after Samurai Jack was over.
That's what @sismethy.bsky.social does.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That's what @sismethy.bsky.social does.
They kinda work for the same guy, tho 🤷♀️
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
They kinda work for the same guy, tho 🤷♀️
Loaban would tell me to grab my equipment and GTFO.
I don't own a pair of $1200 shears because I suck at cutting hair.
I don't own a pair of $1200 shears because I suck at cutting hair.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Loaban would tell me to grab my equipment and GTFO.
I don't own a pair of $1200 shears because I suck at cutting hair.
I don't own a pair of $1200 shears because I suck at cutting hair.
I don't remember the last time I watched any Dragonball series, I can't remember names well 😞
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I don't remember the last time I watched any Dragonball series, I can't remember names well 😞
She knows how to juggle things in her mouth, I guess.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
She knows how to juggle things in her mouth, I guess.
Is that a Goku balloon???
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Is that a Goku balloon???
In gods name, shut the fuck up.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
In gods name, shut the fuck up.
I can't even imagine being this unqualified for my job and somehow, miraculously, still keep it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I can't even imagine being this unqualified for my job and somehow, miraculously, still keep it.
She can kiss my fucking ass if she thinks I buy her bullshit!
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
She can kiss my fucking ass if she thinks I buy her bullshit!
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The Venn diagram of men who are 🍇ists and those who are 🍇 apologists is a circle.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Venn diagram of men who are 🍇ists and those who are 🍇 apologists is a circle.
Same! I still have a 100mg troche in my stash!
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Same! I still have a 100mg troche in my stash!
Check that guy's hard drive. He's one of those guys that thinks 14 y/o girls are capable of consenting. 🤢🤮
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Check that guy's hard drive. He's one of those guys that thinks 14 y/o girls are capable of consenting. 🤢🤮
You're doing your best 🤣🫶
I need to go to Aldi and Lidl for a few things, and I promised the Little Demons we'd go to the new Dollar Tree. My paycheck was nice and fat, but I'm trying to not to go overboard.
I need to go to Aldi and Lidl for a few things, and I promised the Little Demons we'd go to the new Dollar Tree. My paycheck was nice and fat, but I'm trying to not to go overboard.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You're doing your best 🤣🫶
I need to go to Aldi and Lidl for a few things, and I promised the Little Demons we'd go to the new Dollar Tree. My paycheck was nice and fat, but I'm trying to not to go overboard.
I need to go to Aldi and Lidl for a few things, and I promised the Little Demons we'd go to the new Dollar Tree. My paycheck was nice and fat, but I'm trying to not to go overboard.