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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️
@apopularmonster.bsky.social
The "ActualPopularMonster" from 🧵 Born to Battle Taco Tits the Dick-Tator.
Wife of a Gremlin, Mother of Demons, Green Witch, hairdresser, hooker (of yarn 🧶)
Ready to fuck shit up for the greater good.
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
🚫MAGA🚫
🚫NO DM'S!🚫
She/Her/Madam 😈
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I know its not the same song, but:
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
One of my clients was traveling abroad and gave me this as a gift. If I ever travel to South Korea, at least I have a few bucks to spend already! 😁
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm not saying we should do this, but maybe we should think about it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Monsters always cheat 😈
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Pete Kegsbreath is drunk again.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I had to stop watching because I was getting major secondhand embarrassment for that woman.

Who tf does this shit?
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Here ya go
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Did I mention I have a lot of Beanies?

I have always loved stuffed animals. Beanie Babies were always my favorite because they were stuffies I could hold in my hand.

I've had some of these since the late-90's. Love them all 💜
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Not to brag, but I'm probably sitting on a whole $50 worth of rare Beanies, if I could find a buyer.

Peace Bear has tag errors and several of them have factory stamps inside the tush tag. Millennium Bear doesn't have errors, tho. Both iguanas are "mistakes."
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
@kweencassie.bsky.social

I have a Beanie Baby that looks just like you!
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I bought a 100mg troche today because my anxiety level requires a coma.
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The last MRI I had was for my neck, and it was only because my neurosurgeon fought the insurance company for it - they wanted me to do PT for a disc that was pushing against my spinal cord.

This asshole got one because he's a fucking stroke patient.
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Its pretty 😁
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Memes help
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I've got motherfucking Shelob in my basement, right now. Tell Frodo and Sam to avoid my house.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I made pretzel rolls.

They were surprisingly easy. I just suck at trying to form them into a ball. Gonna have to try again. And then maybe again 😋
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
City lights and clouds suck.
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM