I can’t…

Let’s dance!

You, a slack jawed Neanderthal: Duhh my tik tok where I make a weird face just made a million dollars. I'm going to eat a gold crusted steak to celebrate

Me, a modern philosopher: I've crafted a magnificent sentence on a website where my only reward is getting yelled at. I live for this shit

Lmao Twitter is such a Hellscape

if bowser ever kidnapped wario's girlfriend instead i bet wario would shoot him with a gun

a lot of liberals are following me here and i all want you to know that i am a commie sympathizer and communism would be awesome to have

there’s no reason to not gaslight yourself into not understanding basic concepts and how they work these days. magnets? mirrors? who fucking knows anything anymore

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙