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Brasilian 🇧🇷 | 19 🤍 | she/her/ela ◕⩊◕
Profile Pic by @origambee on Twitter !!
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My car battery went out and my phone broke tonight 😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I woke up today on time and literally took care of myself. Idk what happened
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I want so see everyone's Steam Awards Nominations but for the time being here's mine

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November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This. Sucks.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I think i just realized that I only post when I'm not doing okay mentally so it's like a personal diary of mine of random thoughts and feelings
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I can't tell if I'm being overdramatic or underdramatic but I definitely feel dramatic right now
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i hate that all good things end
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
ill never forgive u for not including the iconic Wii U™
Ready to feel old?

Gameboy 1989
Color 1998
Advanced 2001
DS 2004
3ds 2011
Switch 2017
Switch 2 2025
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Most fear my power but I embrace it
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i NEED that steam controller
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Smh, I wanna say I’m shocked, but I’m not. The Switch 2 proves social media really isn’t real. The specs pissed people off, and the price alone had people up in arms—yet they still ran out to buy it. One day, I hope we move past the whole “I just want it” or “everyone else has it” mindset.
Nintendo Switch 2 has now sold over 10.3M units worldwide 🎮

It's still the fastest-selling video game console ever
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM
im going to the store can you watch my labubu for me
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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When the suspects appear to be white guys, it’s not a bombing — it’s an intentional explosion.
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just watched the terrifier. Thank god I have a dog lmfao
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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I was one of the many who called it once Affinity was bought out.
Sayonara, Suckers. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya (the brain).
October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The lioness has not renewed her medical prescriptions in over a year
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Opened the comments expecting the worst but I don't think the kids have found this post yet
Happy 67th Birthday to Viggo Mortensen 🎂
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Happy spooky month
October 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Hmmm probably not ideal set of circumstances we’re in if making a game about killing the KKK is considered toxic
Ubisoft canceled an 'Assassin's Creed' game set after the Civil War

• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave

• Would fight the emerging Ku Klux Klan

• Leadership canceled it — concerned with US political climate & Yasuke backlash

(via Game File)
October 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Shocker.
Xbox Game Pass Ultimate will now cost $30 a month

A 50% increase
October 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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The lion does not concern herself with taking her vitamin C supplements

Do not threaten the lion with scurvy
September 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hey so fun fact bathroom and hallway literally was completely flooded tonight. I'm so tired.

3 times in one year.
My apartment just lightly flooded for the second time this year 😭😭

Whole hallway is drenched and a bit into the living room and kitchen
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
not even a 50% win rate
September 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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how tf did they build the pyramids without spotify
September 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM