Apocrypher
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NYT: “We promise to have the stupidest headlines in the biz”
The Guardian: “hold my cosmo—“
The Guardian: “hold my cosmo—“
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
NYT: “We promise to have the stupidest headlines in the biz”
The Guardian: “hold my cosmo—“
The Guardian: “hold my cosmo—“
Leave it to Donald to somehow make destroying the white house the least punk rock thing ever
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Leave it to Donald to somehow make destroying the white house the least punk rock thing ever
If Books Could Kill
That’s it. That’s the only one
That’s it. That’s the only one
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If Books Could Kill
That’s it. That’s the only one
That’s it. That’s the only one
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This is SO messed up. 🫥
I had a few messages and tags today asking me to clarify my stance on Israel, which was odd as I've been pretty outspoken against genocide and in full support of Palestinian statehood...
I had a few messages and tags today asking me to clarify my stance on Israel, which was odd as I've been pretty outspoken against genocide and in full support of Palestinian statehood...
August 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
This is SO messed up. 🫥
I had a few messages and tags today asking me to clarify my stance on Israel, which was odd as I've been pretty outspoken against genocide and in full support of Palestinian statehood...
I had a few messages and tags today asking me to clarify my stance on Israel, which was odd as I've been pretty outspoken against genocide and in full support of Palestinian statehood...
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anyway the choice america faces going forward is live in the confederacy or do reconstruction for real and purge those motherfuckers from all of public life. and there isn’t really an in-between.
August 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
anyway the choice america faces going forward is live in the confederacy or do reconstruction for real and purge those motherfuckers from all of public life. and there isn’t really an in-between.
Guy in Ballerina:
And I don’t want the world to see me
And I don’t want the world to see me
July 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Guy in Ballerina:
And I don’t want the world to see me
And I don’t want the world to see me
Remember not to bring those loose bullets Eric Adams showed you how to find in your kid’s bedroom behind a family picture
July 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Remember not to bring those loose bullets Eric Adams showed you how to find in your kid’s bedroom behind a family picture
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I wrote about Elon Musk and Gavin Kliger and acknowledging the reality of what they are: Nazis.
We’re dealing with actual Nazis
Musk and his young mercenary are anything but subtle.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I wrote about Elon Musk and Gavin Kliger and acknowledging the reality of what they are: Nazis.
What the fuck's up Denny's?!
April 24, 2024 at 1:21 AM
What the fuck's up Denny's?!