Apocalypse Bitch 💅🏼
@apocalypsebitch.bsky.social
Just a babygirl partying at the end of the world.
smoking a bowl after work to honor the conclave bros and the world ending and all
May 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
smoking a bowl after work to honor the conclave bros and the world ending and all
So here we are. The last Pope. Keep on dancing till the world ends.
April 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So here we are. The last Pope. Keep on dancing till the world ends.
freshly moisturized smoking a cig at peace finally vindicated for never having a 401k because its all ending and good luck getting your cash during the mass hackapocalypse interdimensional cryptodrone war unprecedented climate disaster sea-alien invasion polycrisis
February 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
freshly moisturized smoking a cig at peace finally vindicated for never having a 401k because its all ending and good luck getting your cash during the mass hackapocalypse interdimensional cryptodrone war unprecedented climate disaster sea-alien invasion polycrisis
Now we finally understand why none of the antichrist prophecies align with Trump, despite the evident correlations… it was Elon all along
February 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Now we finally understand why none of the antichrist prophecies align with Trump, despite the evident correlations… it was Elon all along
BREAKING: Trump comes out as Luigi Mangione supporter
February 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
BREAKING: Trump comes out as Luigi Mangione supporter
Look at the current size of Girl Scout Cookies and then try to tell me our economy is not in shambles
February 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Look at the current size of Girl Scout Cookies and then try to tell me our economy is not in shambles
According to Nostradamus the 266th pope will be the last. After Pope Francis there are no more on that list. 👀
Pope Francis is currently in the hospital after being diagnosed with bronchitis.
February 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
According to Nostradamus the 266th pope will be the last. After Pope Francis there are no more on that list. 👀
God, please let this come out before the world ends
Madonna teases new music:
“I’m putting my heart and soul into my new music and I can’t wait to share it with you!! Confessions Part 2.”
“I’m putting my heart and soul into my new music and I can’t wait to share it with you!! Confessions Part 2.”
February 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
God, please let this come out before the world ends
so funny how these anti DEI white frat bros still go off the rails crazy when partying to tupac and jay z
February 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
so funny how these anti DEI white frat bros still go off the rails crazy when partying to tupac and jay z
Can you save us Britney Spears?!?!
January 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Can you save us Britney Spears?!?!
the season 2 finale of RHONY is riveting in case you needed more proof that hell is freezing over
January 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the season 2 finale of RHONY is riveting in case you needed more proof that hell is freezing over
someone please check on all the conspiracy theory girlies that were convinced the idiots in charge were not going to let this happen today
January 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
someone please check on all the conspiracy theory girlies that were convinced the idiots in charge were not going to let this happen today
Watching the inauguraron snacking on xanax like it’s a bucket of popcorn
January 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Watching the inauguraron snacking on xanax like it’s a bucket of popcorn
an arctic blast will descend on inauguration day making it so cold they had to move the ceremony to the capital rotunda where this very president attempted a coup because apparently we’re all extras in a prestige television dystopia now
January 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
an arctic blast will descend on inauguration day making it so cold they had to move the ceremony to the capital rotunda where this very president attempted a coup because apparently we’re all extras in a prestige television dystopia now
Moving the inauguration indoors is really going to fuck up the aesthetics of the last minute alien intervention :/
January 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Moving the inauguration indoors is really going to fuck up the aesthetics of the last minute alien intervention :/
Enough already! Get Pete Hegseth out of fucking politics and into fucking me
January 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Enough already! Get Pete Hegseth out of fucking politics and into fucking me
This quote is literally exactly why our government is afraid of TikTok in the hands of China
January 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This quote is literally exactly why our government is afraid of TikTok in the hands of China
I’d pop a molly
If scientists said a giant asteroid was headed to Earth right now I’d just shrug
January 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’d pop a molly
Tomorrow is finally the day Beyoncé comes out as an Extra Terrestrial 👽✨
January 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Tomorrow is finally the day Beyoncé comes out as an Extra Terrestrial 👽✨
Too busy talking about The Traitors to spread the word about the imminent alien invasion
January 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Too busy talking about The Traitors to spread the word about the imminent alien invasion
What If the LA Fires Aren’t Random? Did Some Wannabe Revolutionaries Take Inspiration From Luigi Mangione Playbook, Turning CEO Mansions Into the Frontlines of Their Anti-Capitalist Crusade?
January 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What If the LA Fires Aren’t Random? Did Some Wannabe Revolutionaries Take Inspiration From Luigi Mangione Playbook, Turning CEO Mansions Into the Frontlines of Their Anti-Capitalist Crusade?
Just 4 days left until we get something from Beyoncé and 10 days until everything else goes to shit 💖
January 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just 4 days left until we get something from Beyoncé and 10 days until everything else goes to shit 💖
NosferaUSTED por favor
December 29, 2024 at 5:36 PM
NosferaUSTED por favor