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Alex Plante 🐀👑
@aplante.com
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little canadian rat goblin woman (she/they)

https://www.aplante.com/welcome
🔹illustrator/comics/murals
🔹IG/FB: @alexplantewpg
🔹patreon/ko-fi/cara: @alexplante

Agent: @stephaniewinter.bsky.social

#art #comic
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i am loved
benjamo snoozing and smiling so much
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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getting baby boy snugs

nature is healing
my grey tabby cat benjamo cuddling my blanket-covered legs with a big content smile on his face
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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0:)
drawing of me, innocent, angelic, halo above my head, never done anything wrong in my entire life
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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“You squirt it, it’s squirty” - what one might say if they were british and horrible
a can of spray whipped cream except it’s BRITISH so it says “real dairy squirty cream” on the tin those fucks
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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ok ok fine do it cowards
post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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i mean you know i'm gonna go with the obvious
bradward boimler from lower decks looking annoyed about mariner, whose arm is around his neck. she appears to be showing support to her ungrateful friend.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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OHO. BIRD ART, YOU SAY?? i don't even know where to begin #art #🪶
cartoon illustrations of some very round birds. a suspicious red-breasted nuthatch a sweet little snow bunting a shellshocked redpoll a smug blue jay a grumpy cardinal a dark-eyed junco who i imagine is thinking “u WOT m8??”
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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my guy i can’t remember what i made for dinner yesterday i don’t have this kind of spontaneous recall are you insane this isn’t like the birthday of some kid named nick who wasn’t even really my friend nor have i spoken to him since kindergarten class in 1996 (it’s october 8)

NEXT QUESTION PLS
ask me thing what's the best staircase you've ever walked on? Aesthetically pleasing or otherwise
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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oh you know what books were my absolute FAVOURITE when i was like.. 5-6

The New Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley holy fuck i could not get ENOUGH
The New Adventures of MARY-KATE & ASHLEY The Case Of The Missing Mummy this book looks about exactly as good as you think it is another mary kate and ashley book: the case of the haunted campe
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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OOH DAMN

what age??

when i was 4-5 i memorized my set of kid encyclopedias, and like. pull tab books of animal defenses etc. later on i liked things like Wayside School, then Series of Unfortunate Events. Also… Garfield? and cross-section books. A book on cat breeds. i read so fucking much man idk
ask me thing Do you remember what any of your favorite books were when you were a kid?
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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ankylosaurus, because i got an ankylosaurus squishmallow a while back to use as a body pillow at night—my 3yo saw it and named it Bonk and likes to hit me with its tail while yelling BONK! BONK!
ask me thing What is your favorite dinosaur
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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i lived bitch
shitty selfie i am wearing hoodie with hood up and lookin real tired on the couch
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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i am so tired it’s so busy but things are going well

just 3 hours to goooooo 😌
selfie at my table
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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all set up at winnipeg punk rock flea market today!!! i thought i had to be set up earlier than i did so i have like a full hour to kill before doors hahaha
my table setup
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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oh! does this mean… i’m winning…
tumblr posts glass--beach the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you naniiebimworks oh. this is a much better standard to live by. 87,617 notes
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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did i do it
zohran slogan generator “fuck i wanted to be hot aloof wife but instead i weep for i think i am the mayor and that is more responsibility than i signed up for”
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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hey @ethankocak.com i found a new favourite guy
tumblr post from user subcultureblues: “love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that” [photo of two tiny little bright green beady eyes glowing out of an underwater cavern. further inspection reveals they belong to a giant dark mottled creature lurking in the shadows] “demon” a closeup of the axolotl in the light. she is beautiful. a beautiful little monster. definitely a little demon. OP: “everyone in the comments: STOP calling The Leviathan adorable you're making her insecure!!!!!!!!!!! She's a wicked, malevolent creature of darkness and you WILL show her some respect!!!”
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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mornin ted! fun fact did you know
a sign that was presumably put up at a workplace of some kind Things That Don't Require Effort • Being on time • Work ethic • Effort • Body language • Doing extra • Being prepared • Attitude
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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i dont remember what the prompts were but i did like 4 or so different lil guys like this it was fun
a chubby francois dancing and singing with an umbrella “He’s feeling a little more comfortable now, so he’s gonna do one more number for you, if you’ll have him. after his ballet career became too taxing, he got into some community theatre and discovered a love for musicals! this is a piece from singin’ in the rain” encore! encore! encore! okay okay okay (francois in iconic napoleon dynamite vote for pedro costume doing The Dance) francois surrounded by bamboo baskets shoveling noodles in his mouth (with chopsticks ofc) francois would kill a man with his tiny dexterous hands to get them on some quality dim sum and chow fun. (he didn’t though. he’s not an ANIMAL for chrissakes…) [bought with his own g-d money, like a civilized member of society] francois the raccoon in red long underwear and a sleepytime mask with eyes on it. his tail sticking out of the buttflap. “okay he’s tired and done with you people. good night, francois”
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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like this one!!!
drawing of a very fat raccoon eating pizza “good morning françois” poll what is his profession butcher 29% baker 29% farmer 0% professional dancer 42% francois the raccoon in pointe shoes and a light pink bodysuit “francois is a professional dancer. he is warming up so he can perform for you” francois in full poofy sleeve costume “for his first number, he will do a brief reprisal of his role as prince siegfried from swan lake. it was the shining highlight of his career, but it’s been a while so he’s kind of nervous. please encourage him!!”
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Gilbert

#art
some cartoon doodles of a greyish green bipedal fish guy wearing fisherman fashion. thick sweaters, a knitted hat, patched trousers and big brown boots. in one, he is smoking a little pipe. In another, he is wistfully looking out a porthole at the stars while holding a hot drink. in the last one, he is wearing goggles that magnify his eyes HUGE while he paints a miniature croissant. He tends to wear earthy tones. blue-ish greys, cream, rusty red, mustard yellow, browns. he breathes air. idk why don't ask me any more questions.
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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you can pry my reply limits from my cold dead hands. I would simply stop posting entirely before going back to this
comments on a drawing of a cotton candy-coloured pink and blue sunset with messy powerlines silhouetted in the foreground "better without the poles and wires. the UK commenced burying utility cables over 40 years ago" "your sky is beautiful what i was looking at is all those telephohne lines taht looks horrible that's a mess. they need to fix that [obnoxious laughing emojis]" "sorry, as an electrician, I see a lineman's nightmare" "with that kind of wiring all they'll have is a pink sky because they definitely won't have any power!"
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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in case you thought i was kidding this is like. just the handful that i sent to my friends to make fun of lmao.
Better without the poles and wires. The UK commenced burying utility cables over 40 years ago. Your sky is beautiful what I was looking at is all those telephone lines that looks horrible that's a mess. They need to fix that With that kind of wiring all they'll have is a pink sky because they definitely won't have any power! Sorry, as an electrician, I see a lineman's nightmare
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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mornin ted!
winnipeg transit bus zoomin by. the text on the bus where the route number would normally be says “SORRY”
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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he abandoned me. go to hell, traitor.
my traitorous grey tabby cat benjamo on the lap of another (my partner matt, 3 feet away from me)
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM