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Switchy leatherman into bad puns, thick boys, and distributed systems. Purveyor of fine jockstrap selfies. Woof.group admin.
Jim Starkey: "Of interest only to third-rate […]
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Jim Starkey: "Of interest only to third-rate […]
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🎶 He's a smooth gooner-bater 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
🎶 He's a smooth gooner-bater 🎶
Lurking somewhere inside Alien: Earth is a really fun 2-3 hour miniseries
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Lurking somewhere inside Alien: Earth is a really fun 2-3 hour miniseries
be trans, do governance
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
be trans, do governance
@quat you're not convinced!?? 😅 https://github.com/CaptainFuzzyFTW/prothean-coach-pal/issues/1
awesome scam · Issue #1 · CaptainFuzzyFTW/prothean-coach-pal
I see you've figured out that AI boosters are incredibly easy to scam
github.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
@quat you're not convinced!?? 😅 https://github.com/CaptainFuzzyFTW/prothean-coach-pal/issues/1
I've been hacking on a new visualization for database operations in Jepsen tests this week: https://aphyr.com/posts/399-op-color-plots
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I've been hacking on a new visualization for database operations in Jepsen tests this week: https://aphyr.com/posts/399-op-color-plots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7wlBfASA This is NOT what I expected from Charli XCX and I am FULLY entranced
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7wlBfASA This is NOT what I expected from Charli XCX and I am FULLY entranced
"I have been hearing a helicopter for half an hour but it is not on adsb.lol and I can't SEE any helicopter so maybe it's something else": the six AM story
Somewhere out there on fedi is a trans girl with a Pringles can, a deep knowledge of aviation, and an unholy assemblage of homegrown PCBs […]
Somewhere out there on fedi is a trans girl with a Pringles can, a deep knowledge of aviation, and an unholy assemblage of homegrown PCBs […]
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woof.group
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"I have been hearing a helicopter for half an hour but it is not on adsb.lol and I can't SEE any helicopter so maybe it's something else": the six AM story
Somewhere out there on fedi is a trans girl with a Pringles can, a deep knowledge of aviation, and an unholy assemblage of homegrown PCBs […]
Somewhere out there on fedi is a trans girl with a Pringles can, a deep knowledge of aviation, and an unholy assemblage of homegrown PCBs […]
“These conversations matter for democracy,” says the call-to-action at the top of every Factually article. The donation button urges readers to “support independent reporting.”
https://aphyr.com/posts/398-the-future-of-fact-checking-is-lies-i-guess
https://aphyr.com/posts/398-the-future-of-fact-checking-is-lies-i-guess
The Future of Fact-Checking is Lies, I Guess
aphyr.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“These conversations matter for democracy,” says the call-to-action at the top of every Factually article. The donation button urges readers to “support independent reporting.”
https://aphyr.com/posts/398-the-future-of-fact-checking-is-lies-i-guess
https://aphyr.com/posts/398-the-future-of-fact-checking-is-lies-i-guess
[uspol]
This weight presses upon me every day. I am flooded with stories. There are so many I cannot remember them all; cannot keep straight who was gassed, beaten, abducted, or shot. I write to leave a record, to stare at the track of the tornado which tears through our city. I write to leave […]
This weight presses upon me every day. I am flooded with stories. There are so many I cannot remember them all; cannot keep straight who was gassed, beaten, abducted, or shot. I write to leave a record, to stare at the track of the tornado which tears through our city. I write to leave […]
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woof.group
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
[uspol]
This weight presses upon me every day. I am flooded with stories. There are so many I cannot remember them all; cannot keep straight who was gassed, beaten, abducted, or shot. I write to leave a record, to stare at the track of the tornado which tears through our city. I write to leave […]
This weight presses upon me every day. I am flooded with stories. There are so many I cannot remember them all; cannot keep straight who was gassed, beaten, abducted, or shot. I write to leave a record, to stare at the track of the tornado which tears through our city. I write to leave […]
Vampires taking a break from their Eldritch machinations to post on Vampire Tumblr about how sweet and pure their humans are.
"We don't deserve humans 🥹" posts FleshSculptor77, on a video of her enthralled human, Jake, licking an ice cream cone.
"We really don't," comments ChadTheImpaler. "I […]
"We don't deserve humans 🥹" posts FleshSculptor77, on a video of her enthralled human, Jake, licking an ice cream cone.
"We really don't," comments ChadTheImpaler. "I […]
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woof.group
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Vampires taking a break from their Eldritch machinations to post on Vampire Tumblr about how sweet and pure their humans are.
"We don't deserve humans 🥹" posts FleshSculptor77, on a video of her enthralled human, Jake, licking an ice cream cone.
"We really don't," comments ChadTheImpaler. "I […]
"We don't deserve humans 🥹" posts FleshSculptor77, on a video of her enthralled human, Jake, licking an ice cream cone.
"We really don't," comments ChadTheImpaler. "I […]
Dan: "I’m in the backyard and a neighbor is playing the Expedition 33 soundtrack very loudly"
Taber: "Turn that shit up it's good"
Me: "The expedition 33 soundtrack is good and should be shared"
Dan: "Correct"
Taber: "Turn that shit up it's good"
Me: "The expedition 33 soundtrack is good and should be shared"
Dan: "Correct"
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Dan: "I’m in the backyard and a neighbor is playing the Expedition 33 soundtrack very loudly"
Taber: "Turn that shit up it's good"
Me: "The expedition 33 soundtrack is good and should be shared"
Dan: "Correct"
Taber: "Turn that shit up it's good"
Me: "The expedition 33 soundtrack is good and should be shared"
Dan: "Correct"
Good morning to the Nestles "Sweet Dreams" Bubble Pavilion and the Bubble Pavilion ONLY https://youtu.be/DIIU2JvoMX4?si=CsUnBLUm2it2B3LM
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Good morning to the Nestles "Sweet Dreams" Bubble Pavilion and the Bubble Pavilion ONLY https://youtu.be/DIIU2JvoMX4?si=CsUnBLUm2it2B3LM
My radical opinion is that cable machines should measure their weight stacks in terms of pounds/kgs of force along the cable, not the weights themselves. That way they're pulley-invariant.
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My radical opinion is that cable machines should measure their weight stacks in terms of pounds/kgs of force along the cable, not the weights themselves. That way they're pulley-invariant.
Y'all ever think about what an incredible material brick is? I'm chiseling a bunch of bricks clean after demolition and using them for a garden path, and they're just... Deeply satisfying.
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Y'all ever think about what an incredible material brick is? I'm chiseling a bunch of bricks clean after demolition and using them for a garden path, and they're just... Deeply satisfying.
[For All Mankind S04E10]
I feel like the show has fully jumped the shark. What is the Mars colony going to do with this asteroid they stole? They are entirely, critically dependent on Earth for the basic essentials of life. The worst case scenario is Earth simply stops sending supplies, waits […]
I feel like the show has fully jumped the shark. What is the Mars colony going to do with this asteroid they stole? They are entirely, critically dependent on Earth for the basic essentials of life. The worst case scenario is Earth simply stops sending supplies, waits […]
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woof.group
October 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
[For All Mankind S04E10]
I feel like the show has fully jumped the shark. What is the Mars colony going to do with this asteroid they stole? They are entirely, critically dependent on Earth for the basic essentials of life. The worst case scenario is Earth simply stops sending supplies, waits […]
I feel like the show has fully jumped the shark. What is the Mars colony going to do with this asteroid they stole? They are entirely, critically dependent on Earth for the basic essentials of life. The worst case scenario is Earth simply stops sending supplies, waits […]
Joining the Indivisible Spotify boycott today, to try and convince them to drop ads for ICE. This one is painful--I use Spotify constantly, and have been a subscriber for a decade. I've got a huge investment in playlists there, and they're one of the few services […]
[Original post on woof.group]
[Original post on woof.group]
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Joining the Indivisible Spotify boycott today, to try and convince them to drop ads for ICE. This one is painful--I use Spotify constantly, and have been a subscriber for a decade. I've got a huge investment in playlists there, and they're one of the few services […]
[Original post on woof.group]
[Original post on woof.group]
Oh man, this was probably my earliest full-length talk. My 2009 undergrad thesis, on the Casimir effect. If you ever wanted to learn about zero-point energy and how to subtract infinity from infinity, the slides might be a fun read: https://aphyr.com/media/comps-presentation.pdf
October 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh man, this was probably my earliest full-length talk. My 2009 undergrad thesis, on the Casimir effect. If you ever wanted to learn about zero-point energy and how to subtract infinity from infinity, the slides might be a fun read: https://aphyr.com/media/comps-presentation.pdf
babe wake up. it's 2002 and I just put fluxbox on your thinkpad. we're gonna play jedi knight 2 tonight but first I need to borrow your external CD-RW to burn copies for everyone
October 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
babe wake up. it's 2002 and I just put fluxbox on your thinkpad. we're gonna play jedi knight 2 tonight but first I need to borrow your external CD-RW to burn copies for everyone
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tell me your bank's marketing dept is run by cishets without telling me etc etc
October 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
tell me your bank's marketing dept is run by cishets without telling me etc etc
Re-upping this from 2022: I double-dog-dare someone to give a talk at a queer conference where every time you advance slides, you do it by hitting refresh on this web page:
https://aphyr.com/media/queer-theory/talk.html
https://aphyr.com/media/queer-theory/talk.html
October 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Re-upping this from 2022: I double-dog-dare someone to give a talk at a queer conference where every time you advance slides, you do it by hitting refresh on this web page:
https://aphyr.com/media/queer-theory/talk.html
https://aphyr.com/media/queer-theory/talk.html
Throwback to 2011, before I started doing hand-drawn slides
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Throwback to 2011, before I started doing hand-drawn slides
One of the things I like about For All Mankind's space disasters is that they are often *painfully* familiar to players of Kerbal Space Program. I too have been the repeated victim of "underdamped harmonic oscillation induced by the spacecraft attitude control system" 😭
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
One of the things I like about For All Mankind's space disasters is that they are often *painfully* familiar to players of Kerbal Space Program. I too have been the repeated victim of "underdamped harmonic oscillation induced by the spacecraft attitude control system" 😭
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Officially retiring these lmao
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Officially retiring these lmao