Aphelion
@aphelionsrest.bsky.social
24 | agender dog-thing | you know when service dogs have more anxiety than their owners?
Taking a peak at the number of runners in this box was like glimpsing into some horrifying future in which I die tragically buried beneath a pile of plastic
December 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Taking a peak at the number of runners in this box was like glimpsing into some horrifying future in which I die tragically buried beneath a pile of plastic
My finest work yet
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My finest work yet
Butchin’ it up at commander night
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Butchin’ it up at commander night
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Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
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Boy I sure do love my pot filled exclusively with spinach, I sure hope nothing bad happens to it!
October 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Boy I sure do love my pot filled exclusively with spinach, I sure hope nothing bad happens to it!
Who up Beavin’ they Butthead?
September 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Who up Beavin’ they Butthead?
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Cheat Sheet v.2
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
July 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Cheat Sheet v.2
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
Thanks to the GOP you too can now spiral into the abyss that is Texas
July 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Thanks to the GOP you too can now spiral into the abyss that is Texas
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
If you see this, post a shark that isn't from Jaws
July 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
If you see this, post a shark that isn't from Jaws
God I’m so fruit-pilled
July 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
God I’m so fruit-pilled
Me when they turn me into the social anxiety dog
The photo they chose for this pet hair resistant comforter ad lmao
May 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me when they turn me into the social anxiety dog
Anybody know what this says? Love this crazy lil guy!
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Anybody know what this says? Love this crazy lil guy!
Screw a comfort character, who's your CONFRONT character? A character you'd beat the absolute crap out of if you had the ability to?
THIS piece of shit! Not only would Maya still be alive if she just had some fucking common sense, but then wrongly blaming Lilith and never being punished for it
THIS piece of shit! Not only would Maya still be alive if she just had some fucking common sense, but then wrongly blaming Lilith and never being punished for it
May 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Screw a comfort character, who's your CONFRONT character? A character you'd beat the absolute crap out of if you had the ability to?
THIS piece of shit! Not only would Maya still be alive if she just had some fucking common sense, but then wrongly blaming Lilith and never being punished for it
THIS piece of shit! Not only would Maya still be alive if she just had some fucking common sense, but then wrongly blaming Lilith and never being punished for it
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...Shit, Deltarune's coming back in a week.
QUICK, POST AN OLD SPAMTON MEME
QUICK, POST AN OLD SPAMTON MEME
May 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
...Shit, Deltarune's coming back in a week.
QUICK, POST AN OLD SPAMTON MEME
QUICK, POST AN OLD SPAMTON MEME
Realising I don’t actually have that many X-spells (and experiencing sinking dread as I can’t find my copy of Doubling Season 😟)
May 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Realising I don’t actually have that many X-spells (and experiencing sinking dread as I can’t find my copy of Doubling Season 😟)
If you see this, post a ship that makes you happy!
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If you see this, post a ship that makes you happy!
Need to bite someone bad. Any willing chew toys?
May 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Need to bite someone bad. Any willing chew toys?
human’t
the first 15 seconds of röyksopp - poor leno
April 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
human’t
My Monsters? Hunted.
March 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My Monsters? Hunted.