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cadet kelly reichardt
@aperonto.bsky.social
Father, cinephile, descendant of samurai, & obsessive consumer of chips & salsa.

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December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
*rocking back and forth in a padded room*

"...so, in the early 2000s, both David Lynch & Tim Burton experimented with Flash animation programs to make dadaist episodic cartoons about the absurdity of modern lif-....wait, where are you going? Come back! Don't you want to discuss Homestar Runner?!"
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My daughter's final essay for her Monsters In America film class is to write a paper about a specific cinematic monster and its historical context. She chose The Blob (1988), using her textbook & Carrow Narby's essay "Indescribable" from the book It Came From The Closet
August 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
In my will, I'm leaving my daughter with a very specific type of generational wealth lmao
August 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Favorite First-Time Discoveries - July 2025:
The Crimson Kimono (1959, Fuller)
Salomé (1922, Bryant)
Run Lola Run (1998, Tykwer)
Redbelt (2008, Mamet)
Polyester (1981, Waters)
August 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I mean, look at the lineup! Who wouldn't want to see these in a former Catholic church converted into a two-screen cinema?!
July 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hurts my soul that my local arthouse's 6th film series is the first one that probably won't happen, and it's for Michael-fucking-Mann.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cin...
July 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Top 5 First-Time Discoveries - June 2025:
Goodbye, Dragon Inn (Ming-liang, 2003)
In The Mouth Of Madness (Carpenter, 1994)
Nitrate Kisses (Hammer, 1992)
It Felt Like A Kiss (Curtis, 2009)
Siberia (Ferrara, 2020)
July 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Love the Matt Farley shout out in @willsloanesq.bsky.social's Ed Wood: Made In Hollywood USA:
June 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Might I suggest the Taiwanese unauthorized adaptation/fever-dream that is Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins?
June 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Maybe it was watching it with my daughter and laughing our asses off, but I loved the latest from American Empirical Pictures:
June 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Beach Boys were the first cassette I ever bought. I saw it on a supermarket shelf as a kid in Hawaii and it changed my life. They were the soundtrack of my childhood, later the songs of first love and deep, dark loneliness. RIP Brian Wilson, you were one of the greats.
June 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Reading these 2 articles and shuddering at the inevitable AI-CCM artists that the right-wing are going to eat up. You think christian music is bad now...
June 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"Welcome to the IMF, Marlene Dietrich."
June 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Top 5 First-Time Discoveries - May 2025:
Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story (Haynes, 1987)
Mutations / Metamorphosis (Schwartz, 1972 & 1974) - TIE
Cruising (Friedkin, 1980)
The Adventures Of Denchu-Kozo (Tsukamoto, 1987)
Pink Floyd: Live At Pompeii (Maben, 1972)
June 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Also found a tombstone with no death date (a vampire, obviously).
May 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Spent memorial day wandering our local cemeteries & placing flowers on intelligible tombstones. Played the game of finding the oldest born resident (1794!) & avoiding the local turkeys.
May 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Forget it, Witney, it's Bullet-Town
May 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I want to get high this guy so bad. Maybe it's the edible talking, but Porco is definitely in my Top 5. Even if we just sat around reading cinema magazines with the radio on
May 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Top 5 First-Time Film Discoveries - Apr '25:
Sorcerer (Friedkin, 1977)
Spartan (Mamet, 2004)
Open Doom Crescendo (Chiu, 2022)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (Hunt, 1969)
Heist (Mamet, 2001)
May 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
May 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
He gets it
April 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
SHE IS RISEN
The new Björk concert film Cornucopia is the absolute best viewing experience on this combination Easter Sunday-4/20
April 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Making my way through the entirety of Space Ghost Coast To Coast and this is by far my favorite of Space Ghost's faces
April 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Honorable mentions:
Monsters, Marriage, & Murder In Manchvegas (Roxburgh, 2009)
The Exorcist (Friedkin, 1973)
April 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM