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Happy 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Is Rhule’s seat getting warm yet at Nebraska?
January 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Fuck these assholes
BREAKING

The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.

Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
December 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bombing for peace to spread Christmas joy! Real Peace Prize shit here.
Trump on Christmas: “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria.”
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Maybe next time don’t celebrate on a teams logo after you win the regular season matchup.
December 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Tinfoil hat time -

We are going to war without the approval of Congress, which is why Trump admin are so angry that Sen Kelly reminded soldiers they must refuse illegal orders. Going to war without congressional approval would, in fact, be illegal orders.

The Epstein files must be pretty wild.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Just to remind people, the Nazis and the KKK were the bad guys.

Next they will tell us burning crosses is a great way to show our love of religion!
BREAKING: The U.S. Coast Guard has quietly enacted a policy downgrading swastikas and nooses from hate symbols to “potentially divisive.” The manual is now in effect, despite public outrage and warnings after the draft was revealed last month. (Washington Post)
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Andrew
BREAKING: The U.S. Coast Guard has quietly enacted a policy downgrading swastikas and nooses from hate symbols to “potentially divisive.” The manual is now in effect, despite public outrage and warnings after the draft was revealed last month. (Washington Post)
December 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The Nebraska football fan in me was convinced the Huskers were going to blow it.

But Nebraska is a basketball school, so I should have known better.
December 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Duke and Indiana now football schools?
Nebraska now a basketball school?

Welcome to 2025
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
ESPN is going to hype up 2-loss Miami or ND missing the playoffs to hope we don’t notice 3-loss Alabama making it in.
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
13-7. A FG turns it into a 2 score game. Texas Tech runs a trick play on 4th and 2?

I guess you look like a genius if it works.
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Every day there’s just so much bad coming out of Washington and I don’t even think my elected officials, even if they were not all schmucks, could do anything about it.

Just horrible. It’s like a toddler throwing a constant tantrum and the adults are giving in.
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Turned it off. I can’t take it anymore. I don’t know what Nebraska needs to become good again, but they need to spend whatever it takes.
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Offseason wish list for Nebraska football:
New offensive line coach
New defensive coordinator (to get away from the 3-3-5)
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If that’s not targeting, then targeting doesn’t exist.

Just give up the rule. Embrace the head injuries.
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
McLaren went to Vegas gambling on ride height and lost everything.

I’ve been there too, McLaren.
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We will still never see the Epstein files. The DOJ will keep parts of them confidential while they investigate any democrats also involved.

If they do come out, they will be scrubbed.
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Because when I think “western values” I think Saudi Arabia…
Rep. Moolenaar on Trump selling F-35s to Saudi Arabia: "I believe the president is bringing different countries into the coalition that would be more aligned with Western values and with respect for national security. I trust his team."
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s a good thing Denver has never broken KCs heart on a 4th quarter comeback.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So if they make it bad enough, all the Republicans need to do is string together a bunch of empty promises and the Dems will cave.

Primary them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My interest in seeing a World Cup game in person has gone from “extremely high” to “I’d rather remove my own appendix”
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This isn’t over yet for elections.

Let’s do this again in 2026 and 2028.
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The Presidential Pardon should now be voided and Zhao should be sent back to prison to serve the remainder of his term.
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Every penalty should be reviewable unless it’s something like offsides that caused a stop to the game prior to a play being ran.

You should not be able to review a play to get them to throw a flag.
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM