The Beast of Apathy
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The Beast of Apathy
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| Parody Account | Independent portrayal of Mystic Flour Cookie from CRK | SFW | Minors DNI | +18 | Mun is 39yo |

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“As the master of the Ivory Pagoda...”
Hammer

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Still dealing with migraines 💀. Avoiding screens and noises as much as I can, sorry for disappearing TwT
August 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Hammer

Still dealing with migraines 💀. Avoiding screens and noises as much as I can, sorry for disappearing TwT
August 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Apparently, she CAN smile...

... Whoever asked her to do so, please don't do that again—

#SmileSunday
August 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“...”

Indeed, she had a small slip out of her usual apathy. The Beast had to meditate a moment, looking for her words.

“Hatred is such a strong word... Another fleeting emotion...”

“... But I do admit on some... Disappointment. He was so close to Enlightenment... And still refused it.”
“ Hmmm, I suppose that is quite the problem! Ugh, waiting for our full power to recover is so borriiinng!

Oh my oh my! Do my ears deceive me? Did I just hear hatred in your tone? ”

Tilting his head to the side, eyes widening just slightly as he grins.
“What's the rush? We still have to recover our full power, isn't it?”

“The other one still has my Soul Jam...”

Her voice... Did it went deeper and a bit resentful for a moment there?
August 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“You still don't understand.”

“Cookies never had a choice. They are baked, suffer, fight, and crumble. A cycle that repeats over and over and over.”

“They will crumble anyway. What's wrong with giving them a painless alternative?”
🎃"So in other words, something, something... giving them the illusion of free choice and proc-hee-ding to choose for them? ho?"🎃
“They still don't know. Once I regain my powers, I shall show them the way... And they'll choose. Those smart enough Wil accept without hesitation. The others... Will just delay the inevitable.“

“After all... Nothing lasts forever.”
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“What's the rush? We still have to recover our full power, isn't it?”

“The other one still has my Soul Jam...”

Her voice... Did it went deeper and a bit resentful for a moment there?
“ Siiigh, you and your silly talk about returning to nothing. Said with such grace! Such elegance! Why wait when you could totally speed up the process. ”
“Indeed. Everything shall return to Nothingness. It's a question of time.”
August 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hammer

I switch to this account ONE MOMENT—
August 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Overcooking a cookie... It it were anyone else, the would probably be crying or trembling on disgust. Even without them being alive... It was still like corpses for them.

However, Mystic Flour Cookie was the Beast of Apathy for a reason. Her tone, soft but monotone, didn't change.

“Trying either +
"Mhm. If I overcook a cookie or pastry, or if I accidentally add too much of something, or too little. You could turn it back into flour like you did to my other pastries last time."
“Baking mistakes?”
August 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“They still don't know. Once I regain my powers, I shall show them the way... And they'll choose. Those smart enough Wil accept without hesitation. The others... Will just delay the inevitable.“

“After all... Nothing lasts forever.”
🎃"Well riddle me-hee this, hee-how many have agreed such is a good idea, compared to the many that have not? ho?"🎃
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“Just peace... And apathy.”
August 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“Indeed. Everything shall return to Nothingness. It's a question of time.”
He feigns annoyance, arms crossing with a huff -- before switching back up real quick. Grinning 'ear to ear'.

“ As expected from the Beast of Apathy. Aannyywaaaayyyys! ”
“Everything is irrelevant.”

Not a reaction she expected, but her words were still true. For her, of course.
August 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Everything is irrelevant.”

Not a reaction she expected, but her words were still true. For her, of course.
“ Oookaaaay.... You leave my heart out of this - it is iiiii-rrelevant! ”
“An odd decision. Your heart is not yet empty.”
August 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
...

“Hee-ho?”
Sounds of clearing throat.

🎙️HEE-HO!]
August 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“Baking mistakes?”
“A very simple cookie to please. Hmmm…”

They could be useful.

“Would you like to take my baking mistakes?”
“It has everything I need. No more, no less.”
August 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“An odd decision. Your heart is not yet empty.”
“ Me? Want something? Oh, no no, my friend! I'm just here to keeeeep you company! ”
“... Is there something you want?”
August 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“It has everything I need. No more, no less.”
"...You're going to sleep in that thing? Such an odd cookie."
“... This soapbox shall become my new cocoon.”
August 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“... Is there something you want?”
August 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“Who said anything about killing?”

“Cookies are baked, suffer, and crumble. All what they do, all what they think, it's fleeting and futile. Time erases memories, facts, stories. Kingdoms raise and fall.”

“I offer an eternal white world, where no one argue, suffer. Free of burden and desires.” +
- is to basically kill them? ho?"🎃

🎃"...It's really lame hee-honestly, seeing as people, cookies, ever-hee-one has emotions, and beliefs, and all that... taking it all away due to some idiots believing in false info and selfishness, that's only going to hee-hurt more than it will save."🎃
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“Ah, the question... Indeed, why. You see, while I was locked in my cocoon, I still watched all of Earthbread. The Cookies showed their true face. They began attacking the temple, fighting between them to have their wish granted before everyone else. And, when a false rumor about the cocoon +
🎃"Ho-kay... but why revert everything to their original state? surely there's someone out there who'd wish for that not to hee-happen..."🎃

🎃"Hee-hell, maybe I'm wishing for such not to happen as well..."🎃
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“Where I come from, I used in the past to grant wishes to all those Cookies who came to me. However, there was a moment when my power wasn't enough. And so, I locked myself into a cocoon, so I could meditate and find a way to improve my power and help everyone with their wishes.”
August 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“...”
Oh, my my my! Is that another beast I see? Do my eyes deceive me?
August 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“Destroy? Not even remotely. More like return everything to their original state.”

She floated up to a place where she could be at a similar height as Pyro's eyes.

“I am the Master of the Ivory Pagoda, Mystic Flour Cookie. I have no power beyond Earthbread, the world I come from.”

A pause.

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🎃"Uhh, ever-hee-thing! duh!"🎃

🎃"Like what the hee-hell do you mean 'return everything to nothing? ho?' you tryin' to destroy the world?"🎃
“...”

Well, she had nor problem explaining her vision. On the contrary, it was good to spread her message.

“Very well. What do you wish to know?”
August 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“... This soapbox shall become my new cocoon.”
“Okay, Null. Get off the tiny soapbox.

And leave my pastries alone!”
“So much suffering in the Multiverse... For fleeting moments that will disappear...”

“What's the point? If only I had power beyond Earthbread... I could eliminate any desire, any pain...

... Return everything to Nothing.”
August 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“...”

Well, she had nor problem explaining her vision. On the contrary, it was good to spread her message.

“Very well. What do you wish to know?”
🎃"E-Eh? but it seems important! ho!"🎃

🎃"I-I'm not goin' back to bed until I understand what you mean! hee-ho!"🎃
The former saint barely opened her eyes to take a look at Pyro Jack.

“Then rest. No need to burden yourself with them...”
August 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
She didn't show any emotion, either. Just... apathy.

“To decide who deserves to be saved or not is to care. It's a burden no one should have on their shoulders.”
"Not everyone wants to be saved. Or deserves it."

He stares down at her with an unblinking eye, unemotive.

"I'm no Christ figure willing to die on a cross."
The cookie just... Hummed, apparently studying the entity in front of her. Size difference didn't seem to bother her.

“You seem someone powerful enough to save everybody... Yet you still linger to emotions. A shame.”
August 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The former saint barely opened her eyes to take a look at Pyro Jack.

“Then rest. No need to burden yourself with them...”
🎃"...I hee-have several questions, and I'm too tired to hee-ven ask them all..."🎃
“So much suffering in the Multiverse... For fleeting moments that will disappear...”

“What's the point? If only I had power beyond Earthbread... I could eliminate any desire, any pain...

... Return everything to Nothing.”
August 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM