This is the thing that convinced me, okay okay. Monster is more physical than mental. I can take that L

Brought to you by the fact that he broke his sink and flooded his apartment because the aforementioned sink dripped. He is pathetic wet cat personified, and I have never been so enamored.

"Every sexy bitch has hemorrhoids," I tell myself to feel better about my mangled asshole

You poor things <3 I hope it's a quick thing and not something that keeps them from you too long

I work and suffer for the people

I literally left my home to come to MN because it's one of the best places to live in the US right now. If it's good enough to leave my home for, it's good enough to fight for.