House of Aoike
@aoike.bsky.social
I cry a lot and write fan fiction. That's it. That's my entire personality.
30 she/her
30 she/her
Is it monsterfucking if they're possessed? Currently in a v heated debate with my sister about this.
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Is it monsterfucking if they're possessed? Currently in a v heated debate with my sister about this.
I AM A DIRTY SIMP. A DIRTY SILLY LITTLE SIMP WITH NO COMMON SENSE. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, AOIKE.
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I AM A DIRTY SIMP. A DIRTY SILLY LITTLE SIMP WITH NO COMMON SENSE. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, AOIKE.
Therapy is so weird. I pay another person to cry for an hour.
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Therapy is so weird. I pay another person to cry for an hour.
Man, PTSD is wild lol. I watched someone else have a seizure, and now I'm all shakey and sick and sweating and shit. Haha I hate it
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Man, PTSD is wild lol. I watched someone else have a seizure, and now I'm all shakey and sick and sweating and shit. Haha I hate it
Look, I know school tried to kill me last time I went, and I know school has only fulfilled my control issues and never given me true happiness, and I know I tried to make a career out of school and failed, but maybe if I got another degree, I'd feel something beyond grief and dread again!
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Look, I know school tried to kill me last time I went, and I know school has only fulfilled my control issues and never given me true happiness, and I know I tried to make a career out of school and failed, but maybe if I got another degree, I'd feel something beyond grief and dread again!
Today, I got to tell a man to watch his tone if he wanted my help, and if that wasn't the most cathartic moment I've had in a while.
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Today, I got to tell a man to watch his tone if he wanted my help, and if that wasn't the most cathartic moment I've had in a while.
Wow Minnesota really takes their strikes seriously. Over 80% of businesses i walked past on my lunch were closed, even the franchises. Already, hundreds of people are lining up on the streets to protest. Nearly 30% of my workforce called out.
January 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Wow Minnesota really takes their strikes seriously. Over 80% of businesses i walked past on my lunch were closed, even the franchises. Already, hundreds of people are lining up on the streets to protest. Nearly 30% of my workforce called out.
I have never in my life wanted to hit a child as much as the 8 year old that consistently interrupts my therapy session 10 minutes before it's over because he doesn't want to wait his turn.
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I have never in my life wanted to hit a child as much as the 8 year old that consistently interrupts my therapy session 10 minutes before it's over because he doesn't want to wait his turn.
Today is a therapy day, so im buying a fuckin donut
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Today is a therapy day, so im buying a fuckin donut
HAHAHA I FINALLY FOUND ENOUGH NERDS FOR DND ATTEMPT #2
January 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
HAHAHA I FINALLY FOUND ENOUGH NERDS FOR DND ATTEMPT #2
Im not buying long johns yet damnit!!!
January 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Im not buying long johns yet damnit!!!
The colonoscopy was finally successful and I got to eat today <3 not eating from Friday night to Tuesday afternoon for medical purposes was awful omg
My colon looks good, surprisingly! No polyps and only a couple of external and internal hemorrhoids.
My colon looks good, surprisingly! No polyps and only a couple of external and internal hemorrhoids.
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The colonoscopy was finally successful and I got to eat today <3 not eating from Friday night to Tuesday afternoon for medical purposes was awful omg
My colon looks good, surprisingly! No polyps and only a couple of external and internal hemorrhoids.
My colon looks good, surprisingly! No polyps and only a couple of external and internal hemorrhoids.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM STILL FULL OF SHIT AND HAVE TO TRY THE COLONOSCOPY AGAIN TOMORROW??
The endoscopy was successful however, and we learned that I have a small hernia in my stomach which has pushed it a little into my chest cavity. Not enough it needs surgery but enough to be annoying.
The endoscopy was successful however, and we learned that I have a small hernia in my stomach which has pushed it a little into my chest cavity. Not enough it needs surgery but enough to be annoying.
January 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM STILL FULL OF SHIT AND HAVE TO TRY THE COLONOSCOPY AGAIN TOMORROW??
The endoscopy was successful however, and we learned that I have a small hernia in my stomach which has pushed it a little into my chest cavity. Not enough it needs surgery but enough to be annoying.
The endoscopy was successful however, and we learned that I have a small hernia in my stomach which has pushed it a little into my chest cavity. Not enough it needs surgery but enough to be annoying.
Hi, yes, PSA for those not in the know but lidocaine on your raw asshole burns before it numbs it hoo boy ow
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Hi, yes, PSA for those not in the know but lidocaine on your raw asshole burns before it numbs it hoo boy ow
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I have a colonoscopy on Monday. All I wanted to do is help protest. But no, I get to shit my brains out instead.
Magnesium citrate is the worst thing on the planet, good god
Magnesium citrate is the worst thing on the planet, good god
January 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I have a colonoscopy on Monday. All I wanted to do is help protest. But no, I get to shit my brains out instead.
Magnesium citrate is the worst thing on the planet, good god
Magnesium citrate is the worst thing on the planet, good god
Hoo boy therapy has hands.
January 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Hoo boy therapy has hands.
So, we got four or five emails at the end of my shift detailing that the courts and surrounding skyways were closed. This concerned me and made me think it was chaos on the streets.
No, it was calm like any other day. Just seems like it was a preemptive closure. Hopefully, *courthouse* stays calm.
No, it was calm like any other day. Just seems like it was a preemptive closure. Hopefully, *courthouse* stays calm.
January 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
So, we got four or five emails at the end of my shift detailing that the courts and surrounding skyways were closed. This concerned me and made me think it was chaos on the streets.
No, it was calm like any other day. Just seems like it was a preemptive closure. Hopefully, *courthouse* stays calm.
No, it was calm like any other day. Just seems like it was a preemptive closure. Hopefully, *courthouse* stays calm.
On the "I'm completely ignoring this because I have a colonoscopy, laproscopy and back surgery in less than 60 days" side of things, hot ex-coworker and I have mended things to friendship status, but I'm once again smiling like an idiot any time he texts me.
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
On the "I'm completely ignoring this because I have a colonoscopy, laproscopy and back surgery in less than 60 days" side of things, hot ex-coworker and I have mended things to friendship status, but I'm once again smiling like an idiot any time he texts me.
ICE showed up at our courthouse yesterday and have shot and killed an innocent in Minneapolis today.
This shit is scary. They're getting more desperate to hurt people.
This shit is scary. They're getting more desperate to hurt people.
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
ICE showed up at our courthouse yesterday and have shot and killed an innocent in Minneapolis today.
This shit is scary. They're getting more desperate to hurt people.
This shit is scary. They're getting more desperate to hurt people.
It's the little things living with my older sister. I've been cleaning up after her my entire life. And in the last 6 months, she's finally started saying thank you!
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
It's the little things living with my older sister. I've been cleaning up after her my entire life. And in the last 6 months, she's finally started saying thank you!
Dismayed to know that when I cried the entire 2025 summer, it was actually not as quiet as I had hoped. I tried so hard to be a silent crier, and yet my family knew each time!
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Dismayed to know that when I cried the entire 2025 summer, it was actually not as quiet as I had hoped. I tried so hard to be a silent crier, and yet my family knew each time!
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Didn't even make it 5 minutes into "Welcome to Derry."
Firstable, I fucking hate *gross* pregnancy horror. Secondly, shock value is not horror. It's just disgusting.
Firstable, I fucking hate *gross* pregnancy horror. Secondly, shock value is not horror. It's just disgusting.
January 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Didn't even make it 5 minutes into "Welcome to Derry."
Firstable, I fucking hate *gross* pregnancy horror. Secondly, shock value is not horror. It's just disgusting.
Firstable, I fucking hate *gross* pregnancy horror. Secondly, shock value is not horror. It's just disgusting.